5. The Vomelet
If he hadn't decided to pursue a career in taking punishment for strangers' amusement, Dave England could have been a chef. That is if being a chef involved eating the ingredients of a particular meal — in this case an omelet, raw eggs and all — then puking them back up and cooking the whole mess in a frying pan. Actually, on second thought: That's disgusting and this guy shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen.