From Soup Nazis to Nuts: 100 Best 'Seinfeld' Characters

Close talkers, braless wonders, library cops and bad tennis pros: we rank the most memorable members of the 'Seinfeld' universe

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83. Brett

Best-known episode: "The Checks"
Elaine's boyfriend Brett might seem like a nice guy — but as always with Elaine's boyfriends, there is a catch. Brett is obsessed with furniture designer Karl Farbman and the Eagles song "Desperado." He even shooshes Elaine when it comes on. ("He's in his own world when he hears that song. It's like I'm sitting there in the car, and he's out riding fences.") Unfortunately, Elaine hates "Desperado" and tries to convert Brett to "Witchy Woman," with no luck. Things get dark for poor Brett after he suffers a bizarre axe injury at Kramer's apartment — the ER doctor is a really big "Witchy Woman" fan. ROB SHEFFIELD

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