3. 'Tests and Breasts'
Air Date: November 6, 1999
Porn: It's a rite of passage for every pubescent male and, as Sam discovers, it can also be a little repulsive. Clearly never having had "the talk" with his dad, Sam entrusts Daniel to teach him everything he always wanted to know about sex (but was afraid to ask). But as anyone who's not Ron Jeremy knows, a XXX feature is not a substitute for sex ed. So it's up to Coach Fredricks, in a rare non-machismo moment, to tell Sam the truth about how babies get made. Daniel is also at the center of yet another Weir Family controversy, when he and Lindsay are caught cheating on a math test. The accusation is spot-on, but Daniel is a master of getting out of trouble, and finally finds a subject about which he can teach Lindsay something.
Best Line: "Hey, you think there's any short porn stars?"