12. David Hasselhoff
When this roast was filmed in 2010, the beloved but deflated David Hasselhoff was being remembered for a pathetic online video in which he drunkenly ate a hamburger while his kids begged him to stop drinking. The set is Baywatch-themed. George Hamilton, Hulk Hogan and Jerry Springer are on the dais. Greg Giraldo is excellent per usual, and Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli, Whitney Cummings and Gilbert Gottfried all get a few good jabs in. (Cummings FTW: "When I tried to buy your music on Amazon.com, it said 'users who bought this item also bought...a shotgun.'") Hoff is a good sport throughout, but there's hardly a reason for this to happen. As Pamela Anderson tells him, "When they roasted me, I was relevant."