"Is that Matthew McConaughey right there? You got so fat since the Oscars!" With that, Jimmy Kimmel tore into the True Detective star with the sharpest wit we'd see all night, claiming he'd sold his TV to buy weed and that he was hogging all the awards-show glories to himself. "All right, all right, all right already! Should we give you the BET award for Male Hip-Hop Artist too, while we're at it?" He ended his rant by telling McConaughey to "get your brother Rooster, grab your bongos and your patchoulie oil and your bong that's shaped like Willie Nelson's boot and go to Burning Man or something." This is what we expect from an Emmys host. Kimmel for 2015!