No seriously, this happened. They let the dork who wrote the movie Ted host the Oscars. "Seth MacFarlane," that was his name. They kept cutting off the movie-star speeches because the host needed more time to sing show tunes and tell jokes. At the end of the ceremony, George Clooney won an Oscar for producing Argo, but he didn't get to say a word – there wasn't enough time because the host wanted to do one more show-tune duet with Kristin Chenoweth. This really happened.