6. Mr. Robinson
Hardly a mere parody of Mr. Rogers — Eddie Murphy created a whole new character, a criminal-minded charmer with a streak of inner-city anger lurking behind a sweet smile for the kiddies out there. Can you say "scum bucket," boys and girls?
Best line: "You know where drums come from? Africa! You know where these drums come from? Smokey Robinson was at the Apollo Theater and left his van open."