3. Stuart Smalley
The host of "Daily Affirmations," a caring nurturer and a member of several 12-step programs — but not a licensed therapist. Al Franken dispensed wisdom like "Compare and despair" or "I'm shoulding all over myself," in a bold crusade against stinking thinking. And his dork cardigan really qualifies for its own slot on this list.
Best line: "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it — people like me!"