40 Best 'Saturday Night Live' Characters of All Time

Legends, obscurities, opera men: a look back at the funniest concoctions to grace Studio 8H

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26. & 27. The Ex-Porn Stars
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26. & 27. The Ex-Porn Stars

Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong as a pair of former porn stars making their own ads for luxury brands, in the hopes they'll score some free swag. They gush about "spectaculance" and "indeligance" while playing with their hair and rambling about their sexual adventures. Why do they talk that way? "I fell off a really steep boner and banged my head."

Best line: "I tried to bang a quiet guy, but it was just a corpse. I was like, hey, it's your funeral. And his family was like, yes it is — now get out of the coffin."

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