29. Bobby Briggs
A handsome young lowlife with a magnificent mushroom cut (it's the Nineties!), Bobby Briggs was the oblivious tip of nearly every iceberg of depravity in Twin Peaks. As Laura Palmer's nominal boyfriend – he cheated on her with young housewife Shelly Johnson; Palmer, in turn, slept with brooding biker James Hurley – his infidelities paled in comparison to the sexual horrors surrounding the homecoming queen. As the high-school drug connect, he was the low man on a totem pole that crossed the Canadian border and involved some truly rough customers. Dana Ashbrook's jock wasn't a terrible kid at heart – just the rock under which far worse things could fester.