7. The Sport Report
Because he represents Average Joe American, Colbert loves football and finds baseball absolutely terrible. (Proving they're good sports, the folks at MLB let him take over their Twitter account for a day in 2011 to help make it less boring.) "The Sport Report" mocks ESPN's fiery graphics while the comedian shows off his lack of knowledge for every sport he covers. Because the real-life Colbert is such a fantasy/sci-fi nerd, "The Sport Report" is probably pretty far out of his personal expertise, but his character was able to tap into the country's kick-ass, macho-bro bloodlust.