Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman)
Hartman is a strong contender for the greatest pound-for-pound not-ready-for-primetime utility player ever, and his Bubba-centric performance as Bill Clinton turned the 42nd president into a man fueled by his insatiable appetites – see the infamous and still hilarious 1992 McDonald's sketch. Informed by his Secret Service agent that they should not tell the First Lady about this impromptu fast-food stop, the ruddy-faced leader informs him that "there's gonna be a whole bunch of things we don't tell Mrs. Clinton." Darrell Hammond ended up playing the part for literally decades after, but it's Hartman's Bill that we remember first and foremost.