"I want to do this monologue and then go into hiding," Ricky Gervais declared at the outset of the 73rd annual Golden Globe Awards broadcast. "Not even Sean Penn will find me." (Give it up for a backhanded Rolling Stone shout-out!) Whether you thought his fourth time out as host of the boozy, bawdy, much-bleeped-out alternative to the Oscars and the Emmys was a boom or a bust, it was merely one of several high-to-low points that occurred during last night's ceremony — one chock full of surprising upsets, exuberant speeches, displays of celebrity narcissism and more digs at Hollywood than you could shake a network censor's mute button at. Here were the 20 best, worst and WTF things we saw at the 2016 Golden Globes.