9. 'The Love Boat: The Next Wave'
Sure, Star Trek could get away with hitting the reboot button and essentially remake the original show with new cast members and characters. But The Love Boat was never exactly the U.S.S. Enterprise, and Aaron Spelling's all-star cheesetastic Seventies show wasn't exactly crying out for a Nineties remake. Despite having Vega$ star Robert Urich in the captain's seat, The Next Wave kept torpedoing itself from the get go (dig our intro's exciting shuffleboard game montage!), and not even an episode titled Reunion — in which the original LB cast members dropped by — could keep this ship from sinking.