'Amish Mafia' (Discovery)
Out of these five Amish-themed TV shows, guess which one is fake: Breaking Amish; Sister Wives; Amish Mafia; Amish in the City; Vanilla Ice Goes Amish. If you guessed any of them, you're wrong. They're all honest-to-god shows, and Amish Mafia is the one with the strangest premise by far – and yes, that includes Vanilla Ice's surrealist DIY Network project in which he "learns the lost art of hand craftsmanship." This Discovery Channel series follows the self-proclaimed protector of the Lancaster, Pennsylvania's Amish people Lebanon Levi and his assistants; the show has rightfully come under fire for its portrayal of the community (are there really a lot of threat-wielding Mennonite MMA fighters?) and Levi has been arrested multiple times for drunk driving. It's been renewed for a fourth season, but even if this isn't the Amish series you reward with your viewership, you should jump on this TV trend's horse-and-buggy bandwagon now.