10 Funniest Aziz Ansari Lines

'Master of None' star's best bits, scathing put-downs and hilarious OMG zingers

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9. Harris ('Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening')

"NOOOOO! YOU GOT TO BOOT HIM NOOOOOW!"

Ansari's first hour-long special, Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening, introduced fans to the comedian's cousin Harris, who loves Cinnabon and TNT dramas, and hates when his famous relative messes with him on social media. Ansari recounts an instance in which he joined the Facebook group for Harris' history class, confusing his the kid's classmates and inspiring pronouncements like the aforementioned. The delight here is not in the writing, but in Ansari's casually evocative storytelling and exuberant delivery; the comic paints a portrait of his cousin with such glee and affection, it's easy to feel you know the "chubby Indian kid" howling in frustration behind his laptop.

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