Speaker of the House "only campaigning for House seats and promoting our agenda" as Trump stumbles in polls
Trump is "one giant salivating dick-size-referencing, pussy-grabbing warthog in a red power tie," host says
It's not because they just learned of the GOP nominee's sexism
"I'd never withdraw," Trump says amid calls by Republicans to step down as nominee. "I've never withdrawn in my life"
"We believe that Donald Trump's divisiveness, recklessness, incompetence, and record-breaking unpopularity risk turning this election into a Democratic landslide"
Robert Smigel's counterprotest chants that God hates seahorses and Kevin Spacey
"Raise your hand if you believe in science," singer Stephan Jenkins says to GOP-heavy crowd
"We're gonna let those motherfuckers at the RNC know that we've had enough of their bullshit," Tom Morello tells End Poverty Now rally
"I know I'm not supposed to be up here, but let's be honest, neither is Donald Trump," host says from Republican National Convention stage
Donald Trump crushed 16 GOP opponents in one of the most appalling, vicious campaigns in history. His next victim? The entire Republican Party
"The party of Lincoln has completed its long journey from 'A house divided cannot stand' to 'You should see how yuge my pocket Donald looks when I masturbate with my totally normal-sized hands,'" host says
Don't dismiss the Donald's murderous threats — that's how rabid nationalists and racists make countries great again
So that made-for-TV biopic the candidate mentioned in the GOP debates last night? It's worse than you can imagine
Low-polling governor turns Number One hit into pandering love letter to caucus state Iowa
How the campaign's biggest laugh turned ugly in 2015