Clay Aiken, who came in second to Ruben "The Velvet Teddy Bear" Studdard in the most recent American Idol contest on Fox, has been keeping a few things to himself. During the months he tenored his way up the competition's ranks — he missed winning by a mere 134,400 votes out of 24 million, a margin of one half of one percent — he didn't reveal much more than that he was a good-natured, Baptist-churchgoing twenty-four-year-old with a goofy grin, mudflap ears, penguin-size feet and a...