Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on the finale:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Three Sentences: Michaels whisks his final two to Cancun for three days of jungle walks, sea sickness, spa treatments, bitchy fights, overt displays of sluttiness and product placement for the resort who kindly hosted the whole mess. Ambre needs to prove she’s sexy, while Daisy is out to demonstrate there’s a thinking mind hiding behind those Restylane-plumped lips. Bret, as usual, is simply looking for nothing but a good time. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode eleven:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: Bret Michaels brings in the girls’ families — Ambre’s dad, Destiney’s biker parents and Daisy’s … ex-boyfriend’s sister — to eat bbq and share secrets, which only means trouble for the not-quite-thirty-two-year-old Ambre. We know Bret means business because he greets the folks without his bandanna on. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode ten:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in One Sentence: The final four women vying for Bret Michaels’ heart travel to Las Vegas for two extremely un-Sin City-like dates: golf and a steak dinner. Fortunately, Heather comes along to stir up drama (and the drinks), and by the end of the trip nobody trusts Daisy, and Michaels thinks Destiney can’t manage her anger and Jessica can’t handle hard living. Bottom line: more tears and Oscar de la Hoya references than last year’s pukey jaunt. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode nine:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in One Sentence: Bret Michaels brings in the girls’ ex-boyfriends (and, for Ambre, her dorkish best friend), and while he unsuccessfully pumps them for information at a cigar bar, season one’s Heather is back at the house getting the ladies so wasted they all either puke, cry or take their clothes off. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode six:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: Rock of Love has officially gone American Gladiators — after last week’s football mudbath comes a rodeo competition hosted by last season’s nutball Rodeo. Under-the-radar Jessica wrestles a greased pig to win a paintball date, while the group date goes down at a restaurant where Bret and Co. dine in total darkness. Hey-o!

Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: It did on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live parody (see clip, above) (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode five:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: The Destiney-led Fallen Angels tackle the Catherine-helmed Sweethearts in the second annual Rock of Love Mud Bowl, a truly filthy, vicious game of full-contact football. Ambre dominates at first, but Daisy picks up the slack and leads the Fallen Angels to victory — and a solo date at a lingerie store for herself, while the rest of the winners drive fast cars on a racetrack. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode four:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: After last elimination night’s party, Olsen-twin-clone Daisy accompanies Michaels to his room, annoying perpetually ignored Aubry and the still-married-but-conflicted Kristy Joe, who spends most of the episode in tears. At a custom-bike-building challenge, lead mechanic Inna scores a date and the rest of the winners pose for a Fifties-pin-up-girl style photo shoot where Michaels indulges his love of gossip (we think that’s secretly why he does this show) and whines about Kristy Joe. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode three:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: Notorious bad-girl Lacey from season one returns for a roller-derby challenge where the ladies have to protect “baby Bret” in a stroller while flying around a rink on skates. Kristy Joe leads her team to victory, but her unpopularity in the house encourages Destiney and Daisy to sabotage the germaphobe’s one-on-one bbq date by stragetically using their VIP passes. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode two:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: The ladies engage in a peep-show-style talent competition (skills range from belly dancing to ironing to martial arts to stripping) and three winners survive an off-roading expedition on ATVs with Bret. After the VIP girls turn in early while everyone else parties, Michaels inexplicably demands a dance-off, so the next day Inna and Veronique arrange one—but their accents are so thick he can barely understand who the winners are. (more…)

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode one:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Three Sentences: After being dumped by Rock of Love winner Jes at the reunion show (ouch), VH1 rents Bret Michaels and his security guard Big John a second mansion and stocks it with twenty women vying to date a guy in a bandanna who says the word “rock” an average of 100 times per hour. Four women are designated as VIPs and get extra time to impress Michaels (among them Megan: “I am drawn to Bret like a nun to a convent” and the Olsen-twin-esque Daisy), and after a photo shoot and party that quickly divides the girls into “naked” and “mostly clothed” where one hopeful gets too wasted to attend the elimination, Michaels narrows the field to fifteen. (more…)