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Marilyn Manson Catches Swine Flu, Will “Unfortunately” Survive

9/25/09, 1:47 pm EST

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In the latest shocking chapter in the life of Marilyn Manson, the rocker revealed on his Facebook page that he has been diagnosed with the H1N1 virus, otherwise known as the dreaded swine flu. In true Manson fashion, the singer used his announcement to take swipes at some of his ex-girlfriends. “So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU,” Manson wrote. “I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Manson didn’t elaborate how and when he contracted the virus or when a full recovery is expected. The diagnosis apparently hasn’t prevented Manson from postponing his Canadian tour, so mosh pit-bound fans who go to the shock rocker’s concert tonight in Halifax, Nova Scotia might be advised to stand a couple yards further away from the stage than usual. As Rolling Stone recently reported, Manson threatened to murder any journalist who pissed him off at their homes, so instead of actually killing them, maybe Marilyn can just cough on them instead now.

Manson isn’t the first musician to get struck by the H1N1: UK rockers Kasabian and Swedish indie popster Jens Lekman have both contracted Swine Flu.

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Jeff | 9/25/2009, 2:17 pm EST

OK I know its normally cowardly to wish death on someone, but I’m gonna come right out and say that if it kills him I won’t really care.

What a miserable and bitter failure of a human being. He pretty much defines ‘waste of life’ at this point. The world is overpopulated and the freeway is too crowded.

Neo | 9/25/2009, 2:29 pm EST

Your past girlfriends have been trying to wash you off of them since the day they left. Your a legend in your own mind, and a joke to the rest of us..

Bomber | 9/25/2009, 2:43 pm EST

Talk about a non story!

Trent Reznor | 9/25/2009, 8:05 pm EST

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

This Is It | 9/25/2009, 11:20 pm EST

Fortunately you’re gonna die

KMB | 9/26/2009, 1:14 am EST

a sad clown indeed

Kail | 9/26/2009, 12:18 pm EST

how can you really say he’s a waste of life when apparently all you fucking do is sit your ass on a computer and post un-necisary comments regarding somthing like this… Marilyn Manson is not a waste of life and is not a god damn joke… your all just fuckin pathetic… but who gives a shit right? if a couple people decide to be assholes about it fine… He still has his extremely loyal fans, that will mean more as humans then any of you fucks so fuck it i dont even know why i bothered posting this shit….

LargeGenitalia | 9/26/2009, 10:02 pm EST

TO KAIL:
If you’re going to post a comment then learn proper grammar.
-you spelled unnecessary incorrectly
-it’s “you’re” not your
-it’s “than” instead of then
Marilyn Manson is a waste of life

Sexy Beast | 9/26/2009, 10:04 pm EST

I agree with LargeGenitalia on so many levels and Marilyn Manson…no one cares

LZ | 9/27/2009, 12:48 am EST

To:Kail cuz u ain’t got a life muthafucka

Skittlez | 9/27/2009, 3:05 pm EST

I LOVE YOU MANSON! SCREW ALL OF YOU WITH YOUR NEGATIVE ISSUE AND BULL MEDIA FOLLOWING CONFORMISTS!!! HES AMAZING AND ALWAYS WILL BE IN MY EYES! YOU ALL ARE A BUN OF ASSHOLES!

Skittlez | 9/27/2009, 3:07 pm EST

BUNCH to correct that. And I don give a shit about my grammar for those of you that have no life to correct what people say

babymanson | 9/28/2009, 8:33 am EST

die!….mommy….die!!

PrizeFighter | 9/28/2009, 12:19 pm EST

Marilyn Manson has achieved more than any and all of us combined so what we have posted here is totally irrelevant….

MansonChick | 9/28/2009, 12:41 pm EST

I totally agree with Kail and Skittlez. Manson is killer and fuck all you basterds that say otherwise. If you don’t like him, don’t listen. Plain and fucking simple. Don’t bash people because you don’t understand…looks like you are the waste of life…

MansonChick | 9/28/2009, 12:43 pm EST

And on a brighter note….Get well Manson and glad to hear your not fucking pigs!! lmfao!! :P

Idiots | 9/28/2009, 12:50 pm EST

Wish you a smooth recovery. People saying he is a waste of life, what have you done compared to him? Oh, nothing? I didnt think you did much either.

Mrs Avery | 9/29/2009, 8:48 am EST

I was Brian’s Science Teacher in Jr High School in Indiana. If Brian is sick with the Swine flu, then shame on you people who wish ill of him. And my goodness, your language!! It’s F this and F that. If you were in my classroom I would wash your mouth out with soap.
Brian was one of my favorite students. A very bright young man, though shy and reserved. He had few friends and I never saw him with a girl. Some of the other kids teased him relentlessly and started a nasty rumour that he was having a homosexual relationship with Mr Jenkins, the janitor. I think Brian was just Mr Jenkins special helper, although they did spend a lot of time locked in the janitorial closet. I used to stand outside the closet in the hall and say “Brian! Come out of the closet!!”
I don’t know who this Marilyn Manson character is. I think it must be Brian’s way at striking back at a cruel world.

marilyn manson luver | 10/1/2009, 4:05 pm EST

i love marilyn maosn so much and think that he is gunna b fine so all of ya’ll fuckers that don’t like him u can fuck off

Anonymous | 10/1/2009, 7:58 pm EST

He is a waste of life being rich as fuck what are you doing? sitting on a computer with nothing better to do. Obviously you dont see the art in his music..im sorry you dont

big cock | 10/14/2009, 11:48 pm EST

i have a big cock =D

Gunta and friends | 10/19/2009, 5:51 pm EST

We’ve been trying to get to Mr. Warner for a very long time. After we gave him the implant we thoght we could use him to impact and change society, although it has been only moderately successful because there are so many unintelligent little monkeys out there!

..... | 10/21/2009, 5:40 pm EST

well looking at it your all a waste of life seriously going on the Internet and posting shit… seriously i dont like manson all that well but atleast he’s done something with his life and yes even i am a waste of life

oh my freak. | 10/24/2009, 12:43 am EST

GOD, you people, shut UP.

Lewis Carroll | 11/6/2009, 1:01 am EST

Ha! No, not lewis carroll. Just thinked it would be fun-larious. Says alot about me, dunnit? Anyways Manson is awesome. He is the son of a man, therefore manson. No real opinions to deliver. Sorry for wasting your time. And, oh my freak, I am not a people, I am really three ducks in a person suit. And, as such, a shall not shut up. Quack. Marilyn Manson rocks. Media following conformists suck ARSE! Yes, that is arse, not ass. I am not a yank. Bloody Paris Hilton. Quack. Oh yes, and I do beleive Phantasmagoria will be rather AWESOMECOOLFULLYSICKMAHT. Simply because Phantasmagoria is an awesome long word. Quack. And yes, to confirm your suspicions I am a crazy psycho bitch chick. I guess thats the main reason why I think Marilyn Manson rocks. TEEHEE. Moo. Quack.

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