Photo: Gries/Getty
Congratulations, Britney! You’re up for seven VMAs this year! It’s a moment of sweet redemption for Britz, because it means she will return once again to the stage where she’s tasted her sugariest highs and her most Xanax-tical lows. Let’s face it, Britney is the VMAs. She’s the reason we watch every year — it’s how we take the temperature of the Britney universe. She was made for this show, and it was made for her.
Watch all of Britney’s videos — with commentary — in our Complete Video Guide.
Once more, Lady B shall take the stage where she suffered the indignity of the 2007 VMAs, where she mumbled, bumbled, and stumbled through a rendition of “Gimme More” that traumatized her fans, bumping into her scared-looking back-up dancers, rocking her spray-painted abs and one of Bret Michaels’ used hairpieces. As people used to say way back in 2007, it was a “fail,” as well as a “hot tranny mess.” (Recall our first reactions in the 2007 VMAs live blog and photos.)
Britz made her return to the VMAs last year, showing she could make the scene as a wholesome, soft-spoken Southern gal, but with all these nominations, she has a chance for an even bigger comeback — not to mention an even bigger celebration of her place as the pop queen of the decade. Nobody should be surprised if she sweeps all seven of her categories, just because “Womanizer” is a seven-times-awesome kind of song, although given that it’s up against heavy hitters like “Single Ladies,” “Poker Face” and “Love Lockdown,” she might want to rehearse her “it’s an honor just to be nominated, y’all” cliche just in case. (Bizarrely, she’s not nominated for Best Female Video, maybe because she’s too much of a woman-woman-womanizer?)
Given that Eminem got a bunch of nominations as well, maybe MTV is just having spasms of 1999 nostalgia. But this a moment for all her fans to savor, wonder why the new category for “Best [Old] Video That Should Have Been A Moonman” doesn’t have a nod for her “Lucky” video, from 2000. That’s a classic. It was her Kid A.
In honor of her seven nods, here are seven of the most epochal Britney VMA moments, the Britzkrieg bops we either remember fondly or bleach our brains trying to forget. Can I get an “it’s Britney, bitch?” Because it’s so Britney, bitch!
Can’t watch at work? Re-live Britney’s special VMAs moments in photos.
1999: “Baby One More Time”
Britney takes the whole “Catholic school as secret lust dungeon” thing a little far in this Rushmore-scale production number. Controversy!
2000: “Satisfaction”/”Oops … I Did It Again”
Nice shirt, Britney. Is that cotton? Wait, where did the shirt go? Your hat? That tie? Britneeey! More controversy, and as Mick Jagger would say, satisfaaaction.
2001: “I’m a Slave 4 U”
Whoever had the idea to pair America’s pop sweetheart with a python had to be some kind of evil genius. (Or was that a cobra? A boa constrictor? Go ask a herpetologist.) Sweaty snake-fondling + semi-nude writhing = more controversy.
2002: Britney Meets Michael
Britney was the artist who got the job of handing Michael Jackson his award for Super Mega Artist of the Millennium Times Century, dressed up as a Judas Priest roadie.
2003: “Like a Virgin”
Britney makes out with Madonna, dressed up as Madonna.
2007: “Gimme More”
Her finest moment? No. Just a few months later, Jay-Z was on the radio rapping about how his drugs “got less steps than Britney.”
2008: “Piece of Me”
Britney comes back to pick up a trophy, showing off her new image as a sober adult who totally has her act together.
What’ll she do this year? Who knows? But as the lady once sang, she will no doubt Do Supp-um!
Share
Email
Stumble
AIM
Del.icio.us
DiggThis
Fark It!
- Portions of Album Content Provided by All Music Guide © 2009 All Media Guide, LLC.
Get RS Mobile
RSS