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Howard Stern Prankster Richard Christy Returns to Metal Roots

5/20/09, 2:37 pm EST

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Howard Stern fans know him as Rod Stiffington, a practitioner of practical jokes willing to endure Brazilian waxes and nationally televised same-sex make-out sessions, all for the benefit of the show. But heavy metal fans have been following Richard Christy’s work for years, since he punished his drumkit for the likes of Death, Incantation, and Iced Earth, long before he joined Stern’s menagerie of merry misfits. And this summer, Christy plans to return to his first love.

Earlier this week, Metal Blade Records inked a deal with Christy’s latest project, Charred Walls of the Damned. Christy has been writing material for the band’s debut album for months, and will hit the studio with his former roommate and metal producer du jour Jason Suecof (God Forbid, Black Dahlia Murder, Trivium) to record the set, which is slated for release this fall.

Despite his penchant for tomfoolery, Christy says Charred Walls of the Damned’s self-titled debut will be as serious a metal album as they come, and he’s assembled an all-star lineup. In addition to producing, Suecof will play guitar on the album, while former Death, Autopsy and Iced Earth member Steve Digiorgio will handle bass. Providing vocals will be another of his former Iced Earth bandmates, Tim “Ripper” Owens, who is perhaps best known for his work with Judas Priest during the late 1990s.

The name of the band, he says, was inspired by his unrelenting assault on various Christian swap-and-shop radio hosts. Christy says one of them caught on to his larks, and lambasted the drummer and his cohort, Sal Governale, on the air, saying he wanted to “see you sitting beside us there, at the marriage supper of the lamb, saved by God’s grace and not in a Devil’s hell, where you’d be putting your nails into charred walls of the damned.”

“Right away, Sal looked at me and said, ‘That would make a great name for your band,’ ” Christy says. “I Googled it, and sure enough, there were no bands called that and nothing close to that, so, that was it.”

Christy, who hopes to tour with Charred Walls of the Damned this fall, tells Rolling Stone that he’s always known he’d return to heavy metal, and about a year ago, began writing material for Charred Walls.

“I got inspired when I did a Howard TV drumming special, and it was really cool,” he recalls. “They filmed a lot of new footage of me doing drum solos, and I wrote an original song. They started playing it on [Sirius' defunct metal station] Hard Attack, and I started getting emails from people saying they really liked it, so I was like, ‘Man, maybe I should keep writing some tunes.’ ”

He missed metal, and says he’d attend concerts in New York. “I’d hang out with a lot of my friends who I used to tour with,” Christy says, which made him recall the “good old days when I used to be on tour.” But he didn’t want to release a solo LP. “I always wanted it to be a band concept,” he says. “I wrote the skeleton of the songs, the riffs, the drum parts, some of the vocal melodies, and I’ll get together with Jason, and we’ll fine tune that. I like having several hands in the pot, and I think that always just helps to make things even better.”

Christy says he’ll be flying down to Suecof’s Audiohammer Studios in Florida on weekends, starting in July, to record the disc. “Because of my job with the Stern show, my time is really limited, and we’re going to have to do a marathon studio run with this album and get it done pretty quickly,” he says. “Just pound out the songs.”

For his second album, though, he’s hoping for some guest appearances — not from Artie Lange or Bababooey, but some of his favorite drummers. Christy said he’d like to get 15 or 20 of his idols in one room, to record “this crazy, instrumental drum song.” The tunes he has crafted are based on his life experiences, he says. “I have a song called ‘Blood on Wood’ that’s about this time I was rehearsing, playing drums, and I popped this blood blister and my drum stick was covered in blood,” Christy says.

While he’s not so sure his boss is going to love the record, he does think Charred Walls of the Damned will attract metal and hard rock fans alike.

“I tried to put everything in there, and not have any kind of limitations,” he says. “There’s blast beats, and super fast double bass, but there’s also real slow, dirge-type parts. I didn’t think about what style I wanted it to be, I just want it to be metal. Fans of death metal will be into it, because its super heavy, but it’s also melodic, so if you’re into Iron Maiden, you’ll like it. I don’t want to classify it. I just wanted to write something that was really heavy, but catchy, like some of the early ’90s death metal, like Dismember and Morbid Angel. I want people to remember every song after they hear it.”


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Chriselle Almeida | 5/20/2009, 3:10 pm EST

Great story!

Good for you | 5/20/2009, 3:55 pm EST

and please don’t play any of that lame stuff Howard and Artie listen to, that tired old Springsteen coal miner crap. I think the show’s musical taste ended in 1978. Rock bro. good work and your bits are funny as hell. Charred walls of Hell that is.

Sanchez | 5/20/2009, 4:12 pm EST

Rusty Rules!

Ethyl | 5/20/2009, 4:27 pm EST

I bet my grandson would like this. Let me put him on the phone.

Paris | 5/20/2009, 4:33 pm EST

That’s huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuge.

Tanya | 5/20/2009, 5:23 pm EST

Blueberry and pumpkin pie anyone?

Dave | 5/20/2009, 7:56 pm EST

Can’t wait to hear it. Happy 40th bday to mike hunt

Goodbye Clones | 5/20/2009, 8:08 pm EST

yayyyyyyyy

JJ | 5/20/2009, 8:31 pm EST

Richard is my favorite. Lars is my favorite. Dave Lombardo is my favorite.

Rusty | 5/20/2009, 8:37 pm EST

Hi, I’m calling about the toasterbasketballhoopwasherand dryer

adam | 5/20/2009, 10:00 pm EST

Bababooey

Dave From Jersey | 5/20/2009, 10:14 pm EST

^good for you, you have to appreciate Fred’s musical selections for the show. They are very diverse. Everything from Pink Floyd and the Beatles to new Green Day and Kanye West.

….anyway. I was glad to hear Richard is back behind the drums. I’m not a big metal fan, but I’ll be sure to give it a listen.

btw, how much for the blumpkin pie??? bahhaha.

Comic Book Mike | 5/21/2009, 8:55 am EST

Hey Sal,

You want to get on Howard’s good side? Give him a book called “Teenagers from the Future: Essays on the Legion of Super-Heroes”.

Howard loves Superman and Superboy, so this would be a cool little gift. He might actually start respecting you, who knows?

BaBaBooey | 5/21/2009, 10:47 am EST

i dont even like death metal but ill buy it cause i am a SFFL… STERN FAN FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

BABABOOEY !!!!!!!!!!!!

rd | 5/21/2009, 10:53 am EST

my only problem with howard going to sirius is that, although it made him incredibly rich, people who can’t afford Sirius miss Howard. I mean, The Stern Show was a huge part of my day. Thanks for everything, Howard and crew-u guys are actually using the first amendment to better America-maybe there is a way to have a weekly highlights website, anything to get more people to hear Howard and his crew’s revolutionary ideas.
Howard is the dominant voice in American media today.

Dude from Tradio | 5/21/2009, 11:53 am EST

This article is quite an item.

Dude Man | 5/21/2009, 3:37 pm EST

I love heavy metal and will listen to anything from Quiet Riot to Dream Theater to Megadeath, but as far as death metal goes and I don’t want to offend any fans of it when I say this: you know you have a problem with your genre when it was founded by a Sesame Street character. I know it takes talent to play instruments, but none of these death metal bands can sing a note for thier life.

Nick Gerz | 5/21/2009, 3:57 pm EST

Hayyyy, Richard Christy is my favorite. He’s not only a great drummer. He’s a Halloweenie.

Iron Sheik | 5/21/2009, 4:45 pm EST

Papa John’s is my favorite.. Taco Tico is my favorite..

Jeff | 5/21/2009, 5:49 pm EST

I heard he was doing a duet with Ethel.

My musical taste is more along the lines of Artie (Bruce Springsteen is the greatest rock star – ever). But I’m happy for Richard to get to do something like this.

And don’t give away the publishing rights.

Kang | 5/21/2009, 7:57 pm EST

I would rather stick a hot poker in my eye, but that’s just me.

Rusty Trambone | 5/21/2009, 8:39 pm EST

“I’ll do 2 minutes of Jokes and 8 minutes of crying”

dlt | 5/21/2009, 8:42 pm EST

I don’t think Iggy Pop and Howard Stern hit it off to well in 90′. Stern was asking Iggy questions about Bowie, Bowie’s ex-wife, Bowie’s mate Jagger, shit Iggy didn’t know too much about.

I think Iggy attacked Leslie West in ‘70, on stage. West fought back, threw Iggy to the ground.

Stern and Leslie West liked each other. Jack Bruce

dlt | 5/21/2009, 8:54 pm EST

Will the singing duo Lambert/Allen appear on Stern’s show?

Blue Iris | 5/21/2009, 10:53 pm EST

Hi Richard, this is Blue. I’m doing fine on the OTHERSIDE. Good luck with the music. Oh, and I still have pee in my foot.

Red Tulip | 5/21/2009, 11:30 pm EST

Hi Richard, this is Red. I’m doing fine on the DARKSIDE. Good luck with the music. Oh, and I still have poop in my hand.

John Gilbonny | 5/22/2009, 1:28 am EST

Death metal is my favorite.

Anonymous | 5/22/2009, 2:21 am EST

HELLO MY NAMES NURSE CHAD…

Lisa G | 5/22/2009, 2:22 am EST

HELLO MY NAMES NURSE CHAD…

Ronnie Mund | 5/22/2009, 3:49 pm EST

T-O-P-L-E-S-S. You got a problem with that?

Richard's Dad | 5/22/2009, 4:07 pm EST

Richard, this is your dad. I just wanted to let you know that Oinky fell in the outhouse again. We got him out and he seems okay. Anyway, I’m taking your mom to Taco Tico ’cause we know it’s your favorite. Talk to you later, bye.

kevin | 5/22/2009, 4:08 pm EST

Gurkle gurkle gurkle!!!!

kevin | 5/22/2009, 4:09 pm EST

Gurkle gurkle gurkle

Christian Bale | 5/23/2009, 1:09 am EST

Good for you!

Bo Kakay | 5/23/2009, 1:37 am EST

Richard, you and Sal really need to get your own show. Your boss doesn’t know what’s funny anymore (his show has become “The View” for old men), and he is really limiting your comedy. You and Sal are by far the best thing on the show.

vince | 5/23/2009, 8:45 am EST

applebees is my favorite cuz i love their appetizers

Richard Christy | 5/24/2009, 1:11 pm EST

You’ve been Richard Christy’d. Huh heh heh heh huh.

Eaton Bevers | 5/24/2009, 2:29 pm EST

Will I be able to make it thru his entire set? Depends, I guess…

Richards Diaper | 5/24/2009, 3:18 pm EST

please just use the bathroom richard. Its too much for me to handle.. and coheeds new stuff isnt that great.

Anonymous | 5/24/2009, 6:52 pm EST

Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey!…

Bababoey!

Bababoey! | 5/24/2009, 6:52 pm EST

Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey!…

Bababoey!

Bababoey! | 5/24/2009, 6:54 pm EST

Goood story!

Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey!
Bababoey! Bababoey! Bababoey!…

Bababoey!

Ethel Mertz | 5/25/2009, 12:25 pm EST

My Grandson Looooves Brad Pitt

dave warrior | 5/25/2009, 7:04 pm EST

richards my favorite!!!
and arties my favorite!!
and robins my favorite!!
and sal’s my favorite!!
and rev bob levey is a butthole !!!!

fawn delmyjunk | 5/26/2009, 12:45 am EST

cant wait to hear the album. Bababooey

Richard's Dad | 5/26/2009, 11:10 am EST

Hey Richard. It’s your dad. We just got back from the doctor’s. He says my cholesterol is too high. I have to stop eating squirrels. Your mom’s been pretty good about it. She says she’ll make me some deer jerky instead. Hope all is good there. Talk to you later. Bye.

Eaton Beaver | 5/27/2009, 2:17 am EST

Howard will give you crap about this, but screw him!! Can’t wait to hear it.

TRADIO | 5/27/2009, 11:51 am EST

Richard is so hot in that pic!

Norma Stitz | 5/27/2009, 1:08 pm EST

Best of luck with the album, Richard. You made a smart choice, pursuing your musical interests while working at Sirius – let’s face it, Stern WILL eventually retire one day.
You and Sal are absolutely geniuses with the prank calls.

Emotional Friend | 5/27/2009, 1:14 pm EST

On some mornings the only really funny things on the Stern show are Sal and Richard’s calls. I enjoy how Sal and Richard show these redneck Bible-thumping Tradio hosts to be the clueless tools that they are……

“We’re selling an exotic jungle bunny which is fiesty but CAN be trained…”
“Someone’s gonna be droppin loads ? Praise Jesus, that sounds great – sign me up !”
ha ha

ChrisTheFormerSternIntern | 6/30/2009, 12:33 pm EST

Good work Rusty!

Chris Charles | 6/30/2009, 8:59 pm EST

I’ve Been Playing Drums since i turned 17 back in 1992! My PAL was into Death and all that music. So he turned me on to that style of playing! Richard, U R the man!!!!! One of my FAVES!!! Look’in forward 2 the new shit!!! ROCK ON, HELL YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

marc brownstein | 7/7/2009, 11:32 am EST

Hey Richard stay with howard only 2 years left then spend all your time with head banging shit.Love u richard maybe I’ll see you in Vermont sometime and show you what our band can do.

john h | 9/23/2009, 2:43 pm EST

cool as hell man

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