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Kanye West Rages Against Twitter Imposters in Blog Rant

5/13/09, 11:05 am EST

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Kanye West launched another Caps Lock-fueled tirade on his official blog yesterday, this time lashing out against the people who create fake Kanye Twitter accounts and pretend to be the 808s & Heartbreak rapper. “I don’t have a fucking Twitter. Why would I use Twitter?,” Kanye blogged (lower-case letters courtesy of Rock Daily.) “The people at Twitter know I don’t have a fucking Twitter so for them to allow someone to pose as me and accumulate over a million names is irresponsible and deceitful to there [sic] faithful users.” On a positive note, West insists he’s “actually busy being creative most of the time,” so maybe he’s working on new music?

West goes on to call the whole situation “a fucking farce” and warns that Twitter better take down the fake Yeezys “because my Caps Lock key is loud!” It’s so loud that Twitter apparently listened: Twitter pages like /kanyewest now carry the message “Sorry, the account you were headed to has been suspended due to strange activity.” However, /MrKanyeWest and /WestKanye are still active.

After West was absolutely eviscerated by South Park, we were worried that the days of Kanye going on a punctuation-less, stream-of-consciousness spree were over. Instead, Yeezy has delivered his best outburst since calling Bonnaroo organizers “squid brains” last year. Enjoy Kanye’s entire anti-Twitter post in all its capital letter glory, after the jump.

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

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TheCoz | 5/13/2009, 11:13 am EST

Hey Kanye, do you like fishsticks?

So, you would put fishdicks in your mouth?

What are you Kanye, a GAY FISH?!?!?

Mike B | 5/13/2009, 11:28 am EST

Believe it or not, this actually increases my respect for Kanye West ten-fold. Note to twitterers: nobody cares. Still a gay fish though…

TheCoz | 5/13/2009, 12:01 pm EST

Also…for someone who claims they hate Twitter and don’t use it, Kanye sure does knows a lot about Twitter and imposters on the site.

TheCoz | 5/13/2009, 12:25 pm EST

I really wish I could type…that is all.

bigsampson | 5/13/2009, 2:28 pm EST

kanye who? who the hell labeled this guy voice of a generation…he has used up allhis creativity he has been saving on through out the years…well its all gone now he has to buy music written by other people to compensate for him running out of material. haha u gay f ing fish

Ghey Phish | 5/13/2009, 2:46 pm EST

all those lonely nights
at the grocery store
in the frozen fish aisle
feelin like a whore

Joe | 5/13/2009, 2:47 pm EST

@TheCoz:
“Also…for someone who claims they hate Twitter and don’t use it, Kanye sure does knows a lot about Twitter and imposters on the site.”

What are you talking about? Where from that post did you conclude that he knows “alot” about Twitter? Just pointing out an ironic argument to sound clever?

mk | 5/13/2009, 2:58 pm EST

hey kanye, i got an idea. shut the fuck up for once. you aren’t as interesting and insightful as you think you are.

BK | 5/13/2009, 3:46 pm EST

Is the whole Kanye fad over yet? I can’t woit for this dork to fall off the face of the earth.

Anonymous | 5/13/2009, 3:51 pm EST

ditto mk

Jon Letsrapdown | 5/13/2009, 4:44 pm EST

Kanye West…this guy is the biggest loser, moron, no talent hack on the planet. Why anyone takes anything about him seriously is a mystery. He’s a cry baby, poseur with absolutely zero talent! I hope more people screw with him and he runs home and hides.

News | 5/13/2009, 4:56 pm EST

Been a while. All good. Now we get to complain about him complaining.

Wendy | 5/13/2009, 8:29 pm EST

@BK
It’ll never be over. Lemme break it down for ya, seeing as breaking things down is pretty much all anyone on the internets ever seem to do.

Whenever Kanye’s relevancy begins to wane even slightly, all he has to do is write one lil paragraph and bam, he’s almost instantly ubiquitous again. Every website, every blog, every online news publication (including Rolling Stone of course) in existence will re-post the post complete will essay-long descriptions. …All while seemingly attempting to rhetorically convince us that no one should give him their time of day. hmm…

Then hundreds upon hundreds of random peeps become infuriated over it (as if his statements/actions were a detriment to them or society as a whole or something) and start spewing all kinds of hate. Then of course numerous fans rush to defend him, etc etc, resulting this tumultuous, grotesque blob of politically incorrect rage and incense within the otherwise magestic and orderly blogosphere.

And all he has to do is sit back and watch.

I personally disagree with the concept of there being no such thing as bad publicity, but even I can’t argue with results.

Now if you’ll excuse, I must go read the various Dutch, Hindi, Japanese, & Portuguese versions of this article and other like it. Dunno know, just cuz.

Hates Gay Fish | 5/13/2009, 10:07 pm EST

I thought South Park already finished this guy off. I use to be a huge Kanye Fan with his first two albums…but by the time it came to that last album. It got ugly. Sorry gay fish.

Black Hole Sun | 5/14/2009, 12:17 am EST

Not a Kanye fan by any means, but if you look past the all-caps typing and the over-the-top melodrama, he has a point. Twitter and other social networking sites should make an effort to ensure that the people who register accounts under celebrity names are who they say they are. Any idiot can pretend to be someone famous online for any purpose, especially malicious purposes.

greendayfan26 | 5/14/2009, 7:08 am EST

Fuck you Kanye.
I used to be a fan of you before you turned into a douche. Twitter?
This is the most important thing you can bitch about? Fuck you.
Get a real job and drop the autotone, asshole.

Unknown | 5/14/2009, 10:33 am EST

gay fish¡¡¡¡¡¡

Shelby G. | 5/14/2009, 10:33 am EST

Why is kayne complaining if someone is using his identity least someone is paying atition to his whine ass.

King | 5/14/2009, 12:13 pm EST

all of you are fucking haters!! y’all need to get a life, not Kanye. I don’t see how he insults y’all. You are the problems.

gayfish | 5/14/2009, 3:08 pm EST

stop whining gayfish,your a big star,plenty of money,got your pick of gayfish to be with,what more could a gayfish want?

Viva La Gloria (JK) | 5/17/2009, 9:12 pm EST

Yo FUCK all you dickheads hating on Kanye, If you had someone making a fake account about you and putting bullshit up about you and what you were doing then you would be pissed off too..

Azriel | 5/21/2009, 8:33 pm EST

Kanye is too much attitude and the music is not all that. So, call it hating, I call it having money to buy samples that would otherwise cost a lot of money for the average rapper. As for being innnovative, where? I don’t see it. Kanye is about as un-original as they come. There’s nothing in his lyrics that mean much and the beats may make one dance a bit, but they are no classics. Just a lot of teens with daddy’s money and no where to spend it but on corny Kanye Fishsticks. I used to like him to a point, then his arrogance and attitude just became too much to deal with. For all the rants, he’s just not worth that trouble. As for who’s writing about him, again, it’s those pesky white kids who love themselves some striped Chicago SALTED fish. Like Little Wayne, there’s not a lot of talent there, just a lot of ghostwriting and fronting. They are all gay pretty much and they’re all hiding from the Black people who will probably lynch them once they realize that he’s just another fake wanna-be hetero with an insecurity so HUGE (see how he reacts to something that is supposed to be benign, like Twitter). Kanye is korny.

Like My Privacy | 5/27/2009, 9:00 pm EST

Kanye is right. Identify theft is serious business and if it happened to anyone here they would be singing a different tune. Kanye is upset because his brand/image is his money maker and it gets threatened when he is falsely impersonated.

http://www.core-media. org

lulu | 6/1/2009, 6:58 am EST

gayfish has every right to be angry cuz it was all corporate bullcrap. he wouldn’t give a crap if it was some teenass twit who blogged for fun. for twitter corp to be behind such a scam is well, whorey and scummy.

those twits must be really desperate for money.. and they value twitter in the billions, what a freaking joke. i swear, some of these corporate whores must be on crack. i luv ur muzak gayfish.

Jason | 8/2/2009, 2:08 am EST

I dont personally like the guy, but I do however respect his point of view on being impersenated. How I would feel if someone was creating false twitter accounts about me and giving false information? As I think most people would feel, I would be enraged!

Jessica | 9/14/2009, 4:29 pm EST

Will this guy ever shut up? Why would Twitter “know he doesn’t have an account”? Because everyone gives a rats ass about you???

ang | 9/15/2009, 10:17 pm EST

its hilarious that he got dissed by the president. haha!

eneyak | 9/17/2009, 6:06 pm EST

GAY FISH… LMFAO

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