Adam Lambert made his first-ever appearance in the bottom three on last night’s American Idol results show, but ultimately once-saved Matt Giraud was pushed out the door as the Season Eight field narrowed to four. The episode began with a bright note — a Ford commercial featuring the Apples in Stereo’s perky “Energy” (last week the crew sang a Lykke Li song, begging the question, Who on the Idol staff likes quirky indie pop? We won’t hold our breath for the “Aeroplane Over the Sea” cover). And for once the group number had more juice than the star performances: the five remaining hopefuls made a tight quintet, ably handling “It Don’t Mean a Thing” and “I’ve Got Rhythm.” (Re-live Tuesday night here.)
But before long, things went wrong: we were subjected to a silly clip of the Top Five food-fighting while baking a cake, and Ryan Seacrest presented worst-offender Danny Gokey with a $6,000 cleaning bill (hey, whatever happened to Idol Gives Back, by the way? Or has world hunger diminished during the recession…). Then Allison Iraheta and Danny Gokey were separated from Kris Allen and Matt Giraud, forcing Adam Lambert to awkwardly predict which pair represented the top two. He picked the right group, but put himself in the wrong place, learning that he’d earned fewer votes than ever before.
(Look back at the season from the Top Eight to the end of the line.)
So what could brighten the mood? Snoozy performances by Natalie Cole, Season Five winner and perpetual Idol punching bag Taylor Hicks, whose slide-guitar-heavy hootenany was kind of a disaster (the look on Simon’s face when Hicks told the singers about the importance of “making the right moves onstage” was beyond sour). Then came Rat Pack Week mentor Jamie Foxx, or the Auto-Tune robot he sent to “sing” in his place. Hey, Beyoncé hoaxer! We’ve got a new target for you.
Giraud exited gracefully upon receiving the bad news (”I’ll remember being the cat with nine lives,” he said) and for once the show was under time rather than over, so Seacrest did the only logical thing: threw to Paula Abdul for a few words of wisdom.
Get ready, folks! Next week Slash will join Idol as the mentor for Rock Week. Any predictions as to what the final four will sing? If Lambert doesn’t get his Zeppelin on now, when will he?

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