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Ex-Cop Charged With Urinating On Metallica Fan At Boston Concert

3/26/09, 9:12 am EST

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Some things have changed since Rock Daily’s story “Massachusetts Cop Reportedly Urinates On Metallica Fan At Concert.” For starters, the cop in question, a Brewster Police officer named Joseph Houston, is now an ex-cop, having been “discharged for cause from the department.” And according to Boston.com, that ex-cop has now been charged with two counts of assault and battery and one count of open and gross lewdness stemming from the incident, which took place during a Metallica gig at Boston’s TD Banknorth Garden on January 18th. The district attorney said Houston would be arraigned April 8th.

As Rock Daily reported in January, before any illegal urination had happened that evening, Houston was escorted out of the arena for being overly drunk. He flashed his badge in an effort to get back into the venue, and at some point maybe called a black Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority officer “Obama.” It would’ve been just your routine night in the drunk tank for Houston if not for what happened next: During Metallica’s performance, Houston “allegedly exposed himself and urinated on a young couple from Connecticut.” As Rock Daily hypothesized back in January, “An obviously drunk Houston really had to go to the bathroom, but rather than miss even one note of ‘All Nightmare Long,’ he reasoned that the appropriate thing to do was to use the poor guy standing in front of him as his own private urinal.”

Truth be told, Rock Daily felt guilty after writing the initial story — this is some life-ruining stuff for Houston and at the time it was all “alleged.” Then multiple comments from “witnesses” were posted on the original story saying the supposed urine was just spilled beer. “He spilled his beer on the dude in front of him and got punched out for it! It was not piss! The press loves to spin a story and the public always buys the lie,” said one “witness,” who is probably a Houston friend or family member, considering that the district attorney has enough evidence — probably the piss-soaked clothing of a young Connecticut couple — to file the charges against Houston.

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? | 3/26/2009, 10:37 am EST

metallica fans deserve to be urinated on

rockfan | 3/26/2009, 10:54 am EST

METALLICA RULES.

smg | 3/26/2009, 11:00 am EST

? marks should be deficated on.

Jeff | 3/26/2009, 11:15 am EST

He really should piss on Godsmack fans instead.

j | 3/26/2009, 12:22 pm EST

some Metallica songs scare the piss out of me too…

thomas anthony hall | 3/26/2009, 1:17 pm EST

metallica really are a shit band,

Houston we have a problem... | 3/26/2009, 1:52 pm EST

C’mon! it’s a Metal concert not a Jonas Brothers prom dance. Any metal fan can be expected to piss, puke or shit at any time and be allowed to.

Binge & Purge indeed!

Magnolia | 3/26/2009, 1:57 pm EST

“metallica fans deserve to be urinated on” i second that

AllHell | 3/26/2009, 4:11 pm EST

I bet the young couple was drunk too. probaly didn’t even know they were being pissed upon

AllHell | 3/26/2009, 4:11 pm EST

I bet the young couple was drunk too. probaly didn’t even know they were being pissed upon

CR1ZZ | 3/26/2009, 6:23 pm EST

Haha. Metallica are a very good METAL band, I like listening to them when I feel like letting off steam. But personally I don’t think Metal as a form of music requires a collossal amount of talent. In ways it does, Hetfield can sing, but the songs are nothing special.

GG | 3/26/2009, 7:09 pm EST

Metal is for the untalented. That is why they play so loud without any feel or energy.

GG | 3/26/2009, 7:09 pm EST

Metal is for the untalented. That is why they play so loud without any feel or energy.

tonyclifton | 3/26/2009, 9:01 pm EST

I’d piss on Metallica and their fans any day

DrZ | 3/26/2009, 9:08 pm EST

You are a pure bred idiot.

CR1ZZ | 3/26/2009, 11:04 pm EST

Who is?

Pee Wee for Selectman | 3/27/2009, 12:11 am EST

Don’t mind him. Brewster has few public toilets so he assumed there was nothing allowed in Boston either. Next time it’ll be at a Rhianna gig while she signs Umbrella as a signal…

john | 3/27/2009, 7:13 am EST

why dont you go and fuck yourselves.metallica are an awesome band,always have been,always will be!

weegie | 3/27/2009, 4:57 pm EST

Meathead music for MeatHeads…

mom of 3 | 3/28/2009, 12:32 am EST

You people that don’t like Metallica are entitled to your own opinions, but grow up already! ‘metallica fans deserve to be urinated on’??? So you would urinate on my 7 year old that plays electric guitar and LOVES metallica?!

haha | 3/28/2009, 7:37 pm EST

this just goes to show that everyone who reads rolling stone is a dumbfuck. metal doesn’t require talent? sorry man, but you’ve obviously only heard ‘enter sandman’ on the local mainstream rock radio station. listen to anything from Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets and tell me that the guys in Metallica can’t play their instruments. listen to bands like Death and Cynic, who are largely progressive and classically influenced, and tell me that metal has no talent.

Dex | 3/29/2009, 2:38 pm EST

I can see the problem here, if he’d crapped on a Metallica fan there wouldn’t have been an issue.

Metallica – posers – Metallica

Dude Man | 3/29/2009, 7:44 pm EST

People who put down heavy metal, one of the longest-lasting rock subgenres, or it’s fans, some of the most loyal fans you will ever meet, are clearly ignorant. It takes alot of talent to be in a metal band or a rock band in general. “Deserve to be urinated on”, not everyone likes the same music pal, so grow up.

weegie | 3/30/2009, 6:58 pm EST

General IQ for metal fans – 68…

weegie | 3/30/2009, 7:01 pm EST

DEATH………CYNIC…..METALL ICAAAAAAAAAAAAA……the names of these mook bands alone leave me smiling to myself….CANIBAL CORPSEEEE…
….MEGADETHHHHH HHHH !!!! Too funny. Halloween music 12 months out of the year for mooks who dropped out of high school and live in the double wide with their 15 year old girlfriend Tiffany…

Dude Man | 3/30/2009, 8:14 pm EST

Hey weegie, you know what’s really funny? Uber egotistical morons who believe all us fans love extreme, death metal and in most cases we do not. Also you know what really gets the laughter going? Idiots who spell their words in capital letters and repeat the last letter a thousand times in order to try to make us look stupid. Here’s my advice get a job, a life, and stop listening to that autotune, fake drum machine flith of pop radio.

Woodstock_rocks | 3/31/2009, 6:24 pm EST

Listening to Metallica now is really a “go through the motions” experience. Still a great band, but they’re 45 yrs old, not 25 and the magic has flown. Also, it’s kind of hard to be an aggressive and hungry band when you’re more interested in stock options and selling artwork than making the rent in the back of a van. They’ve achieved rock stardom 20 yrs ago, so it’s the updated version of the old guard.. They can be in the Hall Of Fame, next to Zeppelin and the other masters.

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