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Bret Michaels Brings Back Heather and Ambre on a “Rock of Love Bus” With an “American Idol” Twist

3/16/09, 12:53 pm EST

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love Bus, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our recaps. Here’s our take on episode nine:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Three Sentences: As we mercifully draw closer to the conclusion of this dreadful, joyless season of Rock of Love, Bret Michaels brings in the girls’ ex-boyfriends and two interrogators — our beloved Heather from ROL season one, and season two “winner” Ambre. After some contentious questioning (Brittanya spits at Heather, and Ashley has to admit she still lives with her muscle-bound tattooed ex, James), the pair decide their favorite is Mindy. So where’s this American Idol twist you may be asking …

Hey-Oh!: Jamie’s pal Hamboussi shows up and reveals she was a groupie following his band around. And which band would that be? According to the Interwebs, it was the group fronted by American Idol hopeful turned Rock of Ages star Constantine Maroulis, Pray for the Soul of Betty. Hang on one second, our head just exploded.

The Most Ridiculous Part: “My ex doesn’t have enough respect for me to show up,” bemoans Beverly in the midst of a major meltdown (frankly, we wouldn’t want to hold Taya’s hands either). When she reveals she was a teenage mom, Bret surmises she’s acting out on tour as a way of reclaiming her lost youth.

The Rockin’ Send-Off: It comes down to the two girls who think they’re the best-looking of the bunch — Brittanya and Ashley. So who goes home? The violent one. Wait … and the cheating one. In a double-elimination, Ashley — who seemed like a lock to win this thing — peaces out with one final kiss-off: “Good luck having fun with the gopher and the 1986 prom queen.” We’ll miss you, Ashley.

Want more Rock of Love? Click here to check out all our Rock of Love coverage, including our exclusive interview with Bret Michaels right here in the Rolling Stone offices, where he dished the dirt on the ladies of the first season.

Previously on Rock of Love Bus:

Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Bus Hits the Road, Debauchery Ensues
Bret Michaels Hosts a Trashy Mass Wedding on “Rock of Love Bus”
A Hockey Game Turns Bret Michaels’ Ladies Crazy on “Rock of Love Bus”
Bret Michaels Snoozes While the Girls Stir Up Drama in Chicago on “Rock of Love Bus”
Bret Michaels Adds Three new Smoking Hot Hotties to “Rock of Love Bus”
Bret Michaels’ Girls Hits the Mud for Dirtiest “Rock of Love Bus” Yet
Bret Michaels Loses Girls to Intoxication, Rational Thought on “Rock of Love Bus”
Bret Michaels Test the Ladies’ Motherly Instincts, Alcohol Tolerance on “Rock of Love Bus”


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Betty | 3/16/2009, 4:00 pm EST

Well, you pretty much picked up the right vibe with Jamie. The interesting thing that never got touched was how Jamie’s real ex-husband is an officer in Iraq. I wonder how Bret would feel knowing that little miss priss Jamie took the money he was sending home to her while proudly serving the USA to finance her trips and eventual move to NYC to be Constantine’s unpaid “merch gal”? (Which she still is.)She may not have monstrous silicone implants, but she’s a skank of the highest order. Interestingly, the ex and Constantine didn’t go to ROL. Boussi (his common name)has no real connection to her other than the fact that she works in his brother’s bar.

Krunchy | 3/16/2009, 5:58 pm EST

My mouth literally dropped wide open when Ashley got eliminated. I too thought he was going to keep her around (a la Daisy from last season) despite her still living with her ex. I couldn’t be happier to see that Trashley and ALL other members of the “blonde-tourage” are GONE!!!

PoisonFan | 3/16/2009, 6:46 pm EST

Betty, you skipped the part where Jamie cheated on her soldier husband with Constantine while she was following his band around the country. Then she went back home, divorced her husband and followed the greaseball to NYC.

Jamie the methhead | 3/16/2009, 8:08 pm EST

Hey I am not a skank, I’m a groupie! There’s a difference!

Anonymous | 3/16/2009, 9:26 pm EST

go to Wikipedia for Rock of Love Bus 3 and it says the winner already…Beverly!!!

vegazzchik65 | 3/16/2009, 9:33 pm EST

funny…now it doesn’t say “winner” for Beverly’s name on wikipedia…is someone watching me???? LOL

Lol | 3/16/2009, 11:25 pm EST

Betty…it’s his cousin’s bar. Everything else A+

NotGreasy | 3/17/2009, 12:04 am EST

I doubt VH1 wanted as big a loser as that douchebag on their show. Taking bets to see when Broadway’s lights go down on Rock of Ages. There’s a reason why its the first show ever to serve liquor. You can’t watch that tripe sober. Constantine Maroulis is a joke.

And Jamie left her husband while he was in Iraq to go follow that douche. Come on! If you’re gonna be a groupie, do it for someone worthwhile. Of course, a third-rate tribute band would be better than that turd.

Juanita | 3/17/2009, 11:02 am EST

Weell if things don’t work out for Jamie in the end, she can always hook up with a roadie.

Anonymous | 3/17/2009, 12:55 pm EST

Bret and Heather belong together.

Angie Get a Life | 3/17/2009, 6:22 pm EST

There person spreading this venom about Jamie is a girl who blew Constantine after the AI tour and then had a Fatal Attraction attachment to him. He avoids her like the plague and Angie blames Jamie for this. She is extremely jealous of Jamie and has no life. She weighs over 250 pounds now, I hear. It’s a shame because Angie was only slightly overweight then.

Yuck | 3/17/2009, 9:16 pm EST

Jamie sure brings the EWW. She comes across as terribly insecure and awkward, and her constant fussing with her hair and clothes drives me batty. Last week we made a drinking game out of it, and I was hammered 8 minutes in.

She’s only made it this far by default. She hasn’t done anything to deserve the final 4 status. She came in halfway through and is only still there because of other people bringing the crazy. There is nothing attractive about her, she is boring, and her voice grates like no other. Blech!

John | 3/18/2009, 7:53 pm EST

I am absolutely thrilled that Ashley is GOOONNNNEEEE!!!! The idea that she was on there as long as she was is unbelievable and I wonder if Brett needs a shrink or needs to just remove those beer goggles he was wearing when he thought he was in love with her. Ashley looked like nothing more than a white trash crack addict version of Paris Hilton.

John | 3/18/2009, 7:57 pm EST

And I think Brett is an idiot for doing this show or any of the 2 previous ones. He is NOT going to find love this way and the girls going on the show that actually think that Brett would actually date them, need their head examined. It’s all about publicity and generating buzz for themselves for Brett, New York, Flavor Flav, Ray J, and all the rest of those losers.

Lucy | 3/18/2009, 10:03 pm EST

YES Ashley is out!! I can’t stand that white trash b***h.. Hey Ashley go to school and learn how to speak..

thomas | 3/19/2009, 9:33 pm EST

i loved ashley and will miss her cruel commentary

stayintru2me | 3/21/2009, 8:32 pm EST

I’m jus sooooo happy that “trashley” (as the previous post called her…I like it!) is gone!!!
I think Brett needs to be woke up with a swift kick if he thinks he’s going to find a long lasting love in these tramps like Daisy and Trashy Ashley!!! I’m a firm beleiver in “We teach people how to treat us” and I guess Brett hasn’t figured it out yet!!

Why did he and Amber not work out?? They seemed to still have some flicker of feelings left…Anybody else see that???

shelly | 3/23/2009, 5:14 pm EST

Im hoping brett keeps mindy around she seems like a sweet southern belle. thats actually looking for love not what she can get out of brett… so good luck mindy!!!

ANAGABIELLE DERIS | 4/2/2009, 11:14 pm EST

PLEASSE BRET DONT PICK PINK HOUSE

melissa | 4/6/2009, 3:03 pm EST

some people get a chance to meet someone like you they dont appreciate it i would like a chance to meet someone like you it would be great enjoy your music people like me don’t get to meet people like you .thanks a lot.

vanessa cruz | 4/8/2009, 9:22 pm EST

dear bret michaels ilove you so much and real so happy for you did/t now my name ok

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