All the girls love me cause I’m down with Mike D.

Here’s some more Beastie news: It’s looks like a remastered Check Your Head and Ill Communication are coming out in April, each with a bonus disc of music. That’s more stuff than you got on the remastered Paul’s Boutique, which was nothing.

Oh, and M-I-K-E to the D, you come and see me and you pay a fee.

sweet. new beastie boys album!

i got more hits than sadaharu oh

The B-Boys are the best!!!!!

Why is the writing on this website so bad?

Great, really looking forward to it. Have to say that the remasteration of Pauls Boutique was a blast for my ears, even tho’ I really love that old sound of vinyl.

sweeet

Yeeaaahh, you motherfuckers!!
I see ya lookin’ at me sayin’, “How can he be so skinny and live SO PHAT?”
You know why?
‘Cause I am the Maestro!!

What’s another name for pirate treasure? Well, I think it’s BOOTY, BOOTY, B, B BOOTY, BOOTY! That’s what it is!

Cool. Can’t wait for another one. Haters dissed 5 Boroughs, but they missed the boat. “Open Letter to NYC” was worth the price alone. Instant classic. The rest was what you’d expect from the Beasties – wacked-out doo-doo rhymes and a li’l bit o’ politics. Good stuff.

And oh, yeah, if everybody else is quoting random Beastie’s lines, “You heard my style; I think you missed the point…(bdrump-bump-bump-bump -bump)…it’s the joint!

Mmm…it does go well with the chicken. Delicious again, Peter.

I rock the house party at the drop of the hat.

to the 5 boroughs was bomb. Open Letter to NYC is a phenominal song, and it was a good album, though not their best. Rap/Rock on beasties!

Cause I’m the master plaster drinking up the shasta, my voice sounds sweet cause it hasta, light a match to my ass cause I’m blowin’ up

20 years and this crap was no different its the last cd ill ever buy. What a rip

“Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum
I come from Brooklyn ’cause that’s where I’m from”

Well if gonna be that kind of party I’ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Everything I do is funky like Lee Dorsey…

ooooooh how can you even hate cause no matter what when you hear a Beastie Beat you know your troubles just don’t matter cause when they got rhymes and got…. WHITE CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE…. hold it now… YO LE ROY!!!

For real not phony, are we eatin’ Rice-A-Roni?

You know she’s hard core…she’s got a gold tooth.

And if you don’t like it, then hey F you.

I did it like this. I did it like that. I did it with a wiffle ball bat so……..Hey hey hey ladies!

I wish that there was some way I could be outside playing basketball in the rain and not get wet. Now, wouldn’t that be great? Huh?

Kid fresh is back from the 80’s and we’re doin it for the ladies

Just get it out already!

“be true to yourself, and you will never fall”

Dogs love me cause I’m crazy sniffable!!!!

Dogs love me cause I’m crazy sniffable!!!!

Dogs love me cause I’m crazy sniffable!!!!

I’m the king of Boggle, there is none Higher, I get eleven points off the word quagmire!

I’m datin’ women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery!

Beer drinking, breath stinking, sniffing glue…

masta blasta drinkn up tha shasta

Shout out to South Bronx where my mama hail from

you like queers an we like beers!!!!!

ROCK MY ADIDAS! NEVER ROCK FILA!

Everybody’s Rapping Like It’s A Commercial Actin’ Like Life Is A
Big Commercial So This Is What I’ve Got To Say To You All Be True To
Yourself And You Will Never Fall And Now I’d Like To Pass The Mic To

brooklyn, bronx, queens and staten…from the battery to the top of manhattan

If I played guitar I’d be Jimmy Page. The girlies I like are under age…Sshh

Mix the Bass Ale with the Guiness Stout

I’ve been makin records since you were sucking yo moms deeeeack

I got more stories than JD Salinger. I hold the title and you are the challenger.

“This next ones, a song off of our new album!”

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down yer hair, So I can climb up an get into your underwear.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair, so I can climb up and get into your underwear.

Doris the finkasaurus!

I heard she’s giving it up to all those graphiti guys. Yo shut the f&@k chico man. I’ll paint 3 of those murals for some of that ass.

here’s a rhyme for your viewing pleasure…
“I drank and I got Drunk; I barfed and then I Stunk; I’m short but I can dunk; and my dick is a tree trunk
(From “Car Theif” rare/demo version). If you’ve never heard it, find it on the web!

I blowin’up like my name is Joe Bazooka,
I’m a super dooper, MC party pooper

Balentine quart with the puzzle on the cap…I couldn’t help to notice I was caught in a speed trap…

I’m so high you can call me your highness!!!!!!!!!!

when I wrote graphiti my name was slop, if I rap soup my beats is stock, step from the table when I start to chop, I’m a lumber jack DJ Ad Rock!!!!

Tough Guy, You’re Shit Is Weak
Tough Guy, You Fucking Freak
Tough Guy, I’ll Stick Your Shit
Tough Guy

“Trance hipnotique robotic can’t stop it”

Got determination- blazin High
White Castle fries only come in one size!

I’m the crazy bald head with the part on the side and I’m ridin down the block like I’m on a waterslide

I’m a writer a poet a genius I know it
I don’t buy cheeba I grow it

I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with the wiffle ball bat.

I met a girl last night with a peculiar cackle, I laid the bait and she took the tackle. Had too much to drink at the Red Lobster, now the room is spinning around like the blades of a helicopter. Never met a girl the was too finicky, if the press has their way, they are going to finish me. I shed light, cats shed fur. Ride around town like I’m Raymond Burr. I’m so high, you call me your highness, if you don’t know me then pardon my shyness. I live in the village, where ever I go I walk to. I keep my friends around so I’ll have someone to talk to. I play my music loud, you know it’s got clout to it… It’s a trip, it’s got a funky beat and I can BUG OUT to it

GRAND ROYAL PREZ AND I’M ALSO A MEMBER,BORN ON THE CUSP IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER..I DO THE PATTY DUKE IN CASE YOU DONT REMEMBER..WELL, I FREAK A FUNKY BEAT LIKE THE SHIT WAS IN A BLENDER-BEASTIES-CANT,WONT DONT STOP!

” I got the girlies in the coup like the kernel got the chicken”