Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love Bus, while Rock Daily searches for ways to say “smoking hot” in our recaps. Here’s our take on episode five:
Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Five Sentences: First of all, Rock of Love went on hiatus the week of the Super Bowl but aired Sunday night against the Grammys!? So much for honoring rock & roll, Bret. While the music industry celebrates its biggest night, Michaels brings his girls to a strip club in Missouri (since the women didn’t know where that is, chances are they missed his “Meet Me in St. Louis” reference) for a makeover challenge. But wait, there’s a catch! The three “frumpy” gals wind up joining the tour because Brets’ original crew are neither smoking, hot or hotties.
Hey-Oh!: Though Ashley doesn’t win a date, she visits Bret on his bus to let him know how sad she is that three new competitors have joined the tour. Since she’s the only one who seems to understand the basic math of the situation (more girls = poorer odds for the original girls), Bret lets her speak her mind. And when she speaks, she suggests Natasha is a man.
The Most Ridiculous Part: A tie between Farrah’s statement (”If there is one thing I know how to do, it’s how to style somebody, it’s how to dress somebody, and it’s how to put their makeup on and make them look smoking hot”) and Bret’s (”Yes, my worst fears have just been confirmed — looks like these girls are just here to party. I have to admit. I’m a little hurt right now).
The Rockin’ Send-Off: Though he claims the “that’s a man, baby!” thing has nothing to do with his decision, Michaels asks Natasha to split.
Want more Rock of Love? Click here to check out all our Rock of Love coverage, including our exclusive interview with Bret Michaels right here in the Rolling Stone offices, where he dished the dirt on the ladies of the first season.
Previously on Rock of Love Bus:
• Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Bus Hits the Road, Debauchery Ensues
• Bret Michaels Hosts a Trashy Mass Wedding on “Rock of Love Bus”
• A Hockey Game Turns Bret Michaels’ Ladies Crazy on “Rock of Love Bus”
• Bret Michaels Snoozes While the Girls Stir Up Drama in Chicago on “Rock of Love Bus”

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