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Bret Michaels Adds Three New Smoking Hot Hotties to “Rock of Love Bus”

2/10/09, 12:49 pm EST

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love Bus, while Rock Daily searches for ways to say “smoking hot” in our recaps. Here’s our take on episode five:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Five Sentences: First of all, Rock of Love went on hiatus the week of the Super Bowl but aired Sunday night against the Grammys!? So much for honoring rock & roll, Bret. While the music industry celebrates its biggest night, Michaels brings his girls to a strip club in Missouri (since the women didn’t know where that is, chances are they missed his “Meet Me in St. Louis” reference) for a makeover challenge. But wait, there’s a catch! The three “frumpy” gals wind up joining the tour because Brets’ original crew are neither smoking, hot or hotties.

Hey-Oh!: Though Ashley doesn’t win a date, she visits Bret on his bus to let him know how sad she is that three new competitors have joined the tour. Since she’s the only one who seems to understand the basic math of the situation (more girls = poorer odds for the original girls), Bret lets her speak her mind. And when she speaks, she suggests Natasha is a man.

The Most Ridiculous Part: A tie between Farrah’s statement (”If there is one thing I know how to do, it’s how to style somebody, it’s how to dress somebody, and it’s how to put their makeup on and make them look smoking hot”) and Bret’s (”Yes, my worst fears have just been confirmed — looks like these girls are just here to party. I have to admit. I’m a little hurt right now).

The Rockin’ Send-Off: Though he claims the “that’s a man, baby!” thing has nothing to do with his decision, Michaels asks Natasha to split.

Want more Rock of Love? Click here to check out all our Rock of Love coverage, including our exclusive interview with Bret Michaels right here in the Rolling Stone offices, where he dished the dirt on the ladies of the first season.

Previously on Rock of Love Bus:

Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Bus Hits the Road, Debauchery Ensues
Bret Michaels Hosts a Trashy Mass Wedding on “Rock of Love Bus”
A Hockey Game Turns Bret Michaels’ Ladies Crazy on “Rock of Love Bus”
Bret Michaels Snoozes While the Girls Stir Up Drama in Chicago on “Rock of Love Bus”


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Luci-Ann Landreth | 2/10/2009, 2:23 pm EST

No Wonder he can’t find someone to love look at the girls he picks..they definitely look like they want to party more than be a girlfriend to him

Irena | 2/12/2009, 11:39 pm EST

Brett, that was a kick in the teeth for the girls you already had on the show. Example: My friend brings over a geek and asks me to make him sexy, so I do and then she goes out with him. Tacky !!

Irena | 2/12/2009, 11:39 pm EST

Brett, that was a kick in the teeth for the girls you already had on the show. Example: My friend brings over a geek and asks me to make him sexy, so I do and then she goes out with him. Tacky !!

Irena | 2/12/2009, 11:39 pm EST

Brett, that was a kick in the teeth for the girls you already had on the show. Example: My friend brings over a geek and asks me to make him sexy, so I do and then she goes out with him. Tacky !!

SUZZIE Q | 2/15/2009, 3:52 pm EST

Trashy & Slutty Attracts Trashy & Slutty!!!!

SUZZIE Q | 2/15/2009, 3:59 pm EST

“Every week Brett Michaels searches for a worhty life partner”. Heh! Heh! Seems to me his last pick Ambre Lake was worthy. Maybe not trashy & slutty enough. Perhaps that is what makes a “life partner” for him!

Give up! | 2/16/2009, 2:36 am EST

I watched a few of the 3rd season shows and gave up. The women are trashy, no class, all fake boobs, brainless. Why put tv viewers through the saga of Bret Michaels trying to find true love? Come on, strippers, pornstars, and 15 minutes of fame wannabes? I would rather watch reruns of the brady bunch and listen to, “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.” Bret dig a little deeper in your soul as to what you need and want and just maybe you will find your love…but not on tv!

baicas | 2/16/2009, 11:14 pm EST

Brett, you can do better than what you have on that show. The only one I think would be great for you is Beverly. The rest are just BIMBO’s with a capital B. If you are really serious about finding a life partner maybe you should find someone who is more family orientated, and not someone who can be picked up at the local strip club or bar.

jen | 2/17/2009, 7:58 pm EST

I used to like poison and brett but….im sorry what a loser…and….why does he like trash? Kami is one fugly bitch who wears wayyyy too much make-up..just shows he has NO standards…hahahaha

wig of love | 2/19/2009, 8:24 am EST

everybody was focused on natasha having a penis but rumour has it one of the three new girls, jennifer, was once a man.
bret you are one sick dude

Kate | 2/22/2009, 11:40 pm EST

Bret,

You need to grow up and stop acting like a kid in a candy store. Candy rots your teeth, and seeing your choices on this show, I’d say it’s rotting your soul. If anyone on Rock of Love is a slut, it’s him. What self-respecting woman wants a guy like that?

kick | 2/23/2009, 4:21 am EST

hey, to him ,he has it made. getting all the sex and money he wants. the more ratings =more sex&$$$$$$$$$$$

Arielle | 3/6/2009, 10:53 pm EST

How can Bret Michaels be serious about finding true love if he is interested in trashy, disgusting strippers who party all the time, and thinks he has made a connection with a girl if they give him an hour of making out. The sad part is that he has two young children too, and the women that will potentially be their step moms are all white trailor trash.

Ann-Margaret | 4/6/2009, 5:04 pm EST

Bret go solo ? becouse these girls are no good for you? I have been trying to get to a consert in Clifon Park but my driver backed out on me and i had no ride in from Hoosick Falls NY.Saritoga SPAC is in the summer hopefully i can get there. I love you and your songs and i would love to know more about you?Your music is the best there is and i love it and i allways will.

Long Tall Sally | 5/18/2009, 7:49 am EST

Bret you really missed the boat when you let Ambre go. She is definitely first class and could have boosted your career and credibility as a classy rock star. She is not only beautiful but definitely your soul mate. You could tell she was honestly in love with you. If you don’t get her back you will definitely regret it, maybe not now but definitely down the road.

tracee | 9/27/2009, 7:57 am EST

Bret is such a disgusting pig,he’s nearly 50yrs old & he’s snogging 20 sumthing year old girls,there young enough to be his daughter.seriously-how can these daft bitches think he likes them when he’s always kissing other girls in front of each,god knows what std’s the man whore has.this trashy tv is better than jerry!

layla | 9/27/2009, 8:11 am EST

this show is so funny,what kind of twat takes girls to a strip club for a date & even worse,expects them to dance and gets shitty when 1 of them refuses to dance like a skank.He should win the title of the worlds biggest sleaze!I bet it will take 1 of his daughters to go out with a guy like him to question if his behaviour is abnormal. beverly is the only normal non skanky woman

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