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“American Idol” Finds a Major-Label Burnout, Kentucky Derby Hats at Louisville Auditions

1/22/09, 10:27 am EST

Photo: Becker/FOX

It was the night of a million horse-racing metaphors as the American Idol auditions hit Louisville’s Churchill Downs, the home of the Kentucky Derby. Yes, Randy Jackson put on a flouncy Derby hat and that was sadly the highlight of the hour-long episode. You know you’re in for trouble when the most dramatic moment in the teasers involves a nerd sipping out of Paula Abdul’s straw. The judges were so desperate to beef, they tried to spin poor Mark Mudd’s farewell comment (”Be careful”) into a threat. A threat? That’s what grandmothers say when they bid you goodbye. And Ryan Seacrest once again left us with a deep thought: “Behind every cloud is a silver lining — or at least a golden ticket.” Even grandmothers don’t say crap like that.

There were 11,000 hopefuls and the judges handed out 19 yellow passes to Hollywood Week. Here’s a quick rundown:

Ones to Watch:

• Does anyone believe Kara DioGuardi just happened to recognize Joanna Pacitti? (”Weren’t you on A&M Records?”). Pacitti (i.e. this year’s Carly Smithson) belted Pat Benatar’s “We Belong” and wept her way through the congratulations.

• Piano man Matt Giraud sings with soul and grit — and reminds Simon of Elliott Yamin.

• Twenty-one-year-old mom Alexis Grace is a small blonde with enough voice to rock Aretha Franklin’s “Dr. Feelgood.” If only she’d done the Motley Crue version …

• Tear-jerker Leneshe Young grew up homeless, but that hasn’t dampened her humor: her (not bad!) original song included the lyric “I like your thuggish ways.” The show loved her too: they played Kelly Clarkson’s “Breakaway” after her audition.

Meh:

• Brent Keith Smith sang Bad Company and has a bright personality, but his audition is memorable thanks to this comment from Kara to Paula: “Let’s both go down.”

Ones to Wipe From Your Memory With Bleach:

• Rebecca Garcia’s rendition of Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats” was bad, but not bad enough to warrant DioGuardi’s attempt at Simon humor (”That was a joke, right?”).

• After Tiffany Shedd was dismissed for attempting Mariah in a gulpy, deep voice, she sang to the cameras and her mom grooved to horrendous racket. Then she had the first official Angry Contestant Temper Tantrum of the year.

Thanks for the Memories:

• “Woo” boy Aaron Williamson, who showed up to become “America’s Next Top Model.” His Creedance song was so enthusiastic, Paula broke her ring.

• The aforementioned, twitchy Mark Mudd almost died five times and is related to the doctor that repaired John Wilkes Booth’s leg.

• The aforementioned harmless nerd, Ross Plavsic, did something mathy with Chinese characters and has been studying opera greats’ soft palates. Maybe he’d like to teach anatomy girl from the San Fran auditions how to pronounce “trachea.”

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Laila | 1/22/2009, 5:06 pm EST

Haha I saw this last night. Actually I missed the first 15 minutes of it. I live in Kentucky. I wish I could’ve gone!

Elizabeth | 1/23/2009, 2:56 pm EST

I wouldn’t feel threatened in Hollywood or England if I were to hear some of their local colloquialisms, I’m just not that paranoid. In Kentucky, we’re nice. It’s what we do. If us being nice to you makes you feel threatened then maybe visiting here is a bad idea.
Ya’ll take care and be careful now, ya hear?

K From Atlanta | 1/23/2009, 9:39 pm EST

I literally don’t know if I’ll watch the show again after the way they treated that poor Mark Mudd. He was a nice guy trying to leave on ‘NICE’ terms. How freaking pompous of those dumb judges to act like that…No offense, Paula, not everyone thinks that your opinion is worthy of making or breaking them. I hope that he is getting plenty of support from his local community. I can’t say that I could see him as the next AI, but he did have a good voice and deserves to have him luck turn around. Good luck to you Mark!

CitaBonita | 1/24/2009, 1:23 pm EST

This year the judges have been even more rude, overdramatic, and mean spirited than ever.

Kentucky’s auditions are the perfect example. They embarrassed and completely took Mark Mudd’s farewell out of context.

And Simon (who I usually agree with) was out of line by comparing Tiffany Shedd to a donkey in the middle of race horses.

PS: The “nerd” Ross Plavsic is the most genuine guy that has been on the show. He really had some balls for showing up!

Anonymous | 1/24/2009, 2:01 pm EST

Ross Plavsic who is an after-school tutor, with a physics degree, actually taught himself to sing through theinternet, youtube and articles.

this guy was clearly made the laughing stock of the night though he was genuinely serious about singing. He even dressed up with a tie and suit.

I like this guy! He was especially adorable for drinking out of Paula’s cup.. it shows how innocent and genuine he really is :D

I wish the show wouldn’t have been so cruel to make a fool out of him when he clearly is a very intelligen person

Jerrad | 1/24/2009, 5:04 pm EST

I would personally like to know why the judges are not getting more negative publicity regarding this issue. They basically stereotyped Kentucky in every way possible.

Let’s be honest though. The show is like a bad version of Wheel of Fortune that needed to end six years ago. What exactly has it produced? Two mediocre public “idols” (Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood, if we are keeping count) and three barely mentionable artists that didn’t even win (Kelly Pickler, Clay Aiken, and David Archuleta). I think FOX’s hopes of recalibrating the show with a fourth judge make it even more obviously that it is becoming disappointingly weak.

Shame on you, Judges, for stereotyping and showing your general ignorance. Where is the media to call them out?

Lennea | 1/24/2009, 5:51 pm EST

It’s sad when ‘Southern Hospitality’ is taken as a threat.

Dee | 1/25/2009, 11:57 am EST

I was appalled how they handled Mark Mudds audition…especially Paula, saying that wasnt a “normal” thing to say!! Be careful out there! Thats a very common thing people say, who are these people (judges) who do they think they are?? They have just forgoton what its like to be a “Normal” person themselves. Shame on all of you, very sickened by all of them! Thats NOT entertainment!

Flint | 1/25/2009, 1:03 pm EST

I too was offended at the reactions of the judges especially Paula. My wife’s reaction was ” Oh my god, I say that all the time.” During work yesterday as a patient was leaving the office one of my staff told them to “be careful” and the patient immediately commented on the offensiveness of the “be careful” comment reaction on American Idol.

Obviously the contestant was selected to be chastised by the American Idol staff. His comment is a very common saying in the South (and i’m positive that many in the North tell their loved ones to be careful.)

In my opinion, to be offended by someone telling you to be careful is simply absurd. An apology is certainly owed to Mr. Mudd. I think its time for “be careful” to go worldwide!

Agency Artists | 1/28/2009, 2:26 pm EST

We represent award-winning Songwriter and Music Producer NATHAN CROW. Crow wrote and produced the Title track to JOANNA PACITTI’s A&M album, “This Crazy Life” (in partnership with Eric Ivan Rosse, who also Sara Bareilles’ hit “Love Song”.) Crow also co-wrote and produced Produced several aditional songs performed by Ms. Pacitti, including “Cool Water” Kara Dioguardi shares a re-write credit on the song “Cool Water.” Crow put together a multi-million dollar advertising deal with COTY fragrances around JOANNA PACITTI and Coty’s “Cool Water” fragrance using the song. Geffen Chairman RON FAIR tried to write his own song for the “Cool Water” campaign and the deal fell apartwent. Ron Fair has stated to Crow that he invested “five years and $5 Million dollars” developing JOANNA PACITTI. Despite that, Crow says of Ms. Pacitt “she is a dedicated professional and she deserves support by American Idol voters.”

Anna | 2/3/2009, 2:49 pm EST

This is the south…we say be careful to everyone has a nice gesture, not as a threat… Now if Mr Mudd had told them to watch their back… that would have been a threat. Are people honestly that out of touch with the world??? Come on!! I say be careful all the time!

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