Hi!

I’m Britney’s Social Media Director- I run this twitter account. We did get hacked this morning. We apologize for any offense caused to Britney’s fans and Twitter followers….we never want to offend anyone. Luckily, everything is back under control and we appreciate your understanding.

~Lauren

The “four feet wide and lined with razor sharp teeth” is a line from South Park. It’s from the episode where Father Maxi goes to the Vatican to discuss the problem of little boys turning in the priests for molesting them.

Father Maxi suggests that the priests simply don’t molest boys, and all the Catholic church reps go into an uproar, namely an alien race that describes the vagina that Britney purportedly has.

This was an act by a South Park fan. Pretty excellent prank/homage.

hilarious!

Twitter is for fools and tards. Nuff said.

LMAO social media director? Please! Who gives a sh*t about Britney Spears!

I am also Britney’s Social Media Directer – This was actually really Britney, she was high again. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Sincreely

Lis a

Her Twitter doesn’t say any of that. I can only guess they corrected it? OR, it never happneed, OR that name isn’t really owned by the real star. So how do we know it’s hacked?

The best thing about this is that it’s not all that difficult to believe Brit Brit would post the “4FVw/RST” comment. Will she ever just go away?

Hi!

I couldn’t care less.

~Carlos

It was marginally funny on South Park and is not funny now. And I could care less about Britney Spears. TV Funhouse with the Anipals was, show for show, infinitely more funny than South Park.

Britney is a psychopath she went to rehabe people…!

lauren oh fuck off n geta REAL idenitie!

Hi Yall! It’s me Britney and I want you to know Lauren has corrected the site for Yall to enjoy. See you all on my tour this march, xoxo,

~Britney

Hey Y’ALL
Taint never heard of this here
twitter.
but it seems if miss
Britney wants to tell us about
the glitter on her twitter
can’t seem to see what the
problem is

Being the big superstar that she
is and all

Hey Britney you go girl u r the best !
Brit Brit=Queen Of Pop

Hi!

I happen to know the teeth thing about Britney is true. You can just barely see a couple of those tiny little cuspids in the PR shots she did with Paris Hilton getting out of the car a couple years back. Hang tight for the new “Is it Britney or not” BJ video coming out in late March ‘09. This one is being filmed in 3D.

~DD

Lauren, stop comment spamming! kthnxbye..

Hey stop talking about britney, bang it in your lives! She recovered a large bad time in your life, now it is selling its new album Circus! And I love britney very same! I am a fan of Portugal since 1999 love you Britney Spears remains well =)! britney For ever!

Britney , i just want say that iam from iraq and i just want u 2 know that u r the queen of pop and dont ever let any body tell u the obsit , when i had a proplem , i listen 2 ur songs , i love u so much and wish u never stop please….

i just want say … i am from iraq and i love Britney so , please remember one true fact , u r Queen of the pop

Britney is amazing!!!! SO STOP TALKING SHIT!!!!!!!

britney spears is amazing!!!

VeH7nq

hey i love britney

Hi Yall.Britney Spears rocks again,you.Better than ever you,you think goose you,ok.

Goods,you,ok.Britney you still there right mooon,you rock,it,you.

For you i won`t you let you go.Britney Spears doesn`t rock ok.Best eevr gooo.Goo.Goo,you..

For you i won`t you let you go.Britney Spears doesn`t rock ok.Best eevr gooo.Goo.Goo,you..