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Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love Bus Hits the Road, Debauchery Ensues

1/5/09, 11:35 am EST

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love Bus, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our recaps. Here’s our take on episode one:

Ninety Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Three Sentences: In the most clever move recorded in reality television, Bret Michaels figures out how to combine his day job with his side hustle, taking 20 women on the road to vie for his attention while his band continues to tour the States — yes, Rock of Love has gone mobile! In episode one, Michaels does his usual bit: snaps photos of the ladies, then watches them drink and fight. Though one of his delicate flowers takes a test-tube shot where no test-tube shot has ever gone before. …

Hey-Oh!: Gia who “loves to get the party started” tests the censors by hopping up on the bar and … “I can’t show you exactly what happened right here,” Bret says, “but for 21 years of me being on the road and the three seasons of Rock of Love — wow. … Thank God alcohol kills 99 percent of all germs.” No wonder Melissa soon complains, “Everyone’s acting crazy and whorish.” But quote of the week goes to Taya: “I’m a centerfold model for Penthouse and I’m the classiest one here at this point!” It’s funny because it’s true.

The Most Ridiculous Part: Brazilian trainwreck Marcia scarfs down a dozen tequila shots, pukes her guts out, then emerges and kisses Bret. “It tasted just like Doritos, tequila and some other familiar taste I just can’t put my finger on.” Uh … yeah, that’s just disgusting.

The Rockin’ Send-Off: Bret opts to keep aging porn star Brittaney and Marcia (even though she choked a fellow contestant who, let’s be real, needed some choking). So it’s farewell to quiet Heather, Stephanie and Marcy, as well as wild child Gia and WTF Nikki.

Want more Rock of Love? Click here to check out all our Rock of Love coverage, including our exclusive interview with Bret Michaels right here in the Rolling Stone offices, where he dished the dirt on the ladies of the first season.


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i wanna | 1/5/2009, 2:59 pm EST

punch bret micheals in the penis

bret | 1/5/2009, 3:42 pm EST

is my hero

Kevin | 1/5/2009, 4:11 pm EST

This recap is really funny. It’s probably the best recap I’ve read online.

These girls are bar none the trashiest human beings you can watch on cable, and that’s including payperview porn.

Joe | 1/5/2009, 4:26 pm EST

Sober Living and Celebrity Rehab blow the doors off of this sleazefest.

and | 1/5/2009, 6:32 pm EST

he wonders why he can’t find love or a woman???? bret you are better than this!!! these…hmmm. don’t know what they 9attention whores??) are but this is just purely sad. i mean come on now. it is obvious what these gals are there for and it is nor bret, he is making the biggest joke out of himself and that is truly pathetic, wonder what his kids are thinking?

Masters | 1/5/2009, 11:02 pm EST

Seriously?? This is the lamest example of male chauvenism I have ever seen! He is disgusting and it is so patently obvious that the girls all came out of the box ready to be even more shocking than last season. They are an embarrassment to women every where and have set women back about 100 years. How they can kow-tow to this narcissistic asshole who lives only for his hedonistic pleasures is beyond me. The sad thing is he is acting as an example to his kids. Clearly disgusting!

Mary | 1/6/2009, 12:38 am EST

The girls u have are pigs. Want is wrong that u have to have pigs as a girlfriend.

Hannah | 1/6/2009, 2:01 am EST

Kept with Jerry Hall was way better than Flavor of Love. I definitely did not watch Rock of Love.

Are You Kidding | 1/6/2009, 2:17 am EST

The “girls” on Rock of Love Bus are so nasty, disgusting and pathetic—-I used to think Bret Michaels was so hot growing up—-what happened to him? Really—-is this the best he can do? With so many beautiful women in the world, it’s only these nasty pieces of trash that find Bret Michaels attractive any more? So very sad…..

Elaine | 1/6/2009, 5:58 pm EST

Seriously Brett this is getting real old. You are what 40 or almost 40? Is this reality show a hopeful way of boosting up a 25 year lost fame. I haven’t heard of you since then. Listen Brett I am not a model by any means of the definition but those girls you got need a dog bone thrown after them. Is this what you are about Brett? Attracting bimbo broads who haven’t got a clue? I personally think this is a publicity stunt but hey it is your life not mine. More power to you.

bcbabies4U | 1/6/2009, 8:58 pm EST

GAG is all I can say…and why do you wear that stupid head scarf all the time??? Bad tattoo? Bald beyond belief? Chrome Dome? Dandruff? I surfed channels last night and caught your “show” Bus of Love,…. is that it? In 5 years your show can be “Nursing Home of Love” …Brett finds new meaning in the word Poison after dating and mating his Nurse….hahahhahahah

Peace Sister Bertha Watkins | 1/7/2009, 9:39 am EST

Listen y’all . . .Brett Michaels even in his prime, had 2 maybe 3 hit singles, & that was it. This guy’s career was in the toilet, ntil this whole Reality Show thing came around, and the dude got lucky. So every week they put a ton of makeup on him, some tight
jeans, a bandana to cover up his baldin head, and an Ed Hardy T Shirt,and he’s a big time Rocker again!!!ugh!!!
LET’S UNDERSTAND THIS… This creep is just in it for the $$$$$, and VH-1 is paying him good!!!!, so for that, he will play around with a bunch of skanks(hope he’s using a triple condom!, and he will make out with someone who has just vomited!!!, and basically dowhatever VH-1 producers tell him to do.
Hey Brett -you got a Rose left for me??, oh you do! well then Sister Bertha says . .”shove it up your stinkin ass”!
That’s all for now Mr.Brett “Loser” Michaels, we all know you read this Blog too, so if you got something to say, go right ahead, My husband (Peace Brother Jerome Watkins 4) have been in the Music Business for 25 years, and we have never seen such a wretched, pathetic soul such as you! -”Sister B”

Sister Sadie Washington | 1/7/2009, 9:50 am EST

My Aunt just said some things about that creepy Brett Michaels, and I agree with her, – jut go lock this guy in a room wih PeeWee Herman or something.This how is baseless, and entertaining our young people, when they could be doing better things.
This is as “contrived” as it gets. This guy is NOT like Flava Flav who is the class clown, and can for the most part, “get away with it”, this guy is just an “old fart’, that follows the “script” that VH-1 gives to him every week, and they dress him up as a “Rock Star”, and sucker in a whole lot of people to watch “pure crap”, every week.
I am a “Proud Sister”, and I know better, and I’m tellin y’all, to avoid this show like the plague. Brett Michaels IS THE PLAGUE!!!

yors truly, Sister Sadie Washington, Laredo Texas

Anonymous | 1/7/2009, 11:51 am EST

bret michaels is over fourty, but if you are not in to rock music you may not realize he has sold millions of records. far more than flavor flav.

gross | 1/7/2009, 12:04 pm EST

That puke kiss was so disgusting that I lost the grain of respect I had left for Bret. Yuck. And some of those women are so gross I just can’t believe they even take themselves seriously. They are almost retarded some of them.

Bartholemew Brian Firstley | 1/7/2009, 12:18 pm EST

Rolling Stone -the “Home of Real Rock & Roll”, would you kindly SYOP lavishing all this attention on a “Con Man” like Brett Micheals!!! who in their right mind gives a Rats Ass about your “exclusive interview” with this phony piece of shit.
Let’s keep Rock & Roll o just a slightly higher leverl and stop disgracing yourself and the magazine. Let a “hasbeen” like Brett Michaels just fade away into the “Losers Hall of Fame”- Barth

love it | 1/7/2009, 5:02 pm EST

I LOVE this show and Bret cracks me up. It’s over-the-top ridiculous and trashy and contrived and who knows where they find these chicks, but Bret is in on the joke and having fun, getting paid and laid, and I am thoroughly entertained.

FKN | 1/7/2009, 5:31 pm EST

Just like his band and his solo career, he is proving just how lame he is by continuing this farse at finding love. Honestly, Poison was lame, as all other hard rock bands like them (Motely Crue, Ratt, etc, etc.); and this show just proves the point that if your music isn’t getting you attention, might as well sleaze it up. Trash-to-trash.

Terraist | 1/8/2009, 2:31 am EST

Geez dude are you serious? What is with the puke kiss damn making me sick.. Most of them girls are so gross.. Look like they fell into experimental cosmetics and thats what came out yuck.. At least you did get rid of lips what a pig and lipo is an option ..Bret I met you years ago at the show you played in Merrivlle Indiana and me and my girlfriend stole the backstage passes of your band mates before ya’ll got there :) My best friend and I were in your room with you chatting then all of a sudden it is nob bobbing time .. I left but my point in that is I seen ya having relations with my slutty friend and I am sure you did that everywhere you went so at this time in your life… single .. over prime.. and probably balding your still looking for love ?? give me a break your looking for $$$ because these women arent “wifey” material unless you want JR looking like a big haired non bathed drunken boobs added here slutty fallen down whore… Nice pic huh .. Thank god you havent reproduced 1/2 Micheal Jackson and 1/2 Elephant man …

lane | 1/8/2009, 6:30 am EST

is that Nikki the same one as last season — Angelique — or whatever that crazy one’s name was????? they look like one and the same. The girls are all so skanky and gross with their boob jobs and fake lips. The brunettes are the better ones of the bunch, except for Marcia, and how could he dare keep her in the running. Yuck….and the blondes are all such bimbos it’s horrifying. Brittany is a pathetic old drama queen. A lot of those ho’s look familiar from somewhere — must be from the street corners that we pass in driving thru town.

Are You Kidding | 1/8/2009, 12:00 pm EST

Hey “gross”—-all kidding aside—-how about you lay off of the “retarded” comments—-only a degenerate POS thinks using the word “retarded” to insult people is funny—-there are plenty of other words you can use to insult someone—-unless, of course, you are not exactly the brightest bulb on the tree……….

I agree that the “girls” on Rock of Love Bus are stupid (and totally disgusting), but there is really no need to call them “retarded” and insult people with true mental disabilities…..again, only a degenerate POS would think that was funny……..

I love bret | 1/8/2009, 12:51 pm EST

Not to be a hater, but VH1 funds this show. Everyone seems to be attacking Bret “my hero” Michaels, when clearly VH1 needs a stern talking to. Heres to the economy! Suckers!

tiff | 1/8/2009, 1:41 pm EST

i love brett michaels!and i love the show…i think that the girls are nasty yes..but it is entertainment!and to me that nikki was a cross between daisy and angelique!i think that brett should use some of his money and buy these jealous people a life!i wish all men looked that good at 40!and he has a great voice!makes me crack up someone said flav was better uumm he is what 60 lookin for love and actin like a clown give me a break…BBBBOOOYYYYY!

Annie | 1/8/2009, 4:22 pm EST

Come on Bret, your 45 going on 46.
Who are you kidding!!
None of these girls are for you. Have you sunk so low as to think a lot strippers, porn stars, lap dancers etc are in this for you. Surely they are looking for their own fame, being on the box. Your in this for the money and the sex, but be careful, alchol does not kill all those nasty germs.
You used to be my idol, but really this is sleazy and I feel embarrased watching you. Stick to your music .

Ann | 1/8/2009, 5:27 pm EST

Bravo Roger! It’s about time someone with intelligence shined a full light on this freak show. Unfortunately, what you had to say will only reach those that have some form of comprehension (i.e.- none of the contestants or their supporters).

I was also an 80s teen rocker chick but then and now, held myself with respect. Seems all these girls aspire to being a plug for hire. If they’re so horrifically deformed at this time (their faults), I can’t imagine what their bodies are going to have to endure as they age. Rock of Love Bus of Bad Backs & Busted Racks, perhaps?

I *was* a fan of Bret’s. I will always love Poison because I grew up with it and I won’t let these terribly young (for the most part) groupies take the happy part of my past away. I do all I can to avoid Bret now and refuse to see his shows. To confirm a comment above, yes, there are kids at his shows- especially his solo shows. He encourages it and loves meeting them. It’s sad that he brings the dregs of society on stage when he should have known they can’t handle themselves. Of course, these kinds of ‘Love’ shows (or any reality show) would be nothing at all without alcohol.

Bret has done this to stave off a flagging career. The thing is, this kind of promotion makes him look ridiculous. These girls’ moms were your fans (most of whom you probably rolled). These girls hardly, if at all, know your music. Bret, you say you’re so concerned about ppl using you? THAT is all these girls are doing. They want to be on TV- and especially this season after seeing the futures (pathetic as they are) of the girls on previous seasons. You don’t find true love this way. Are you really that ignorant? You’re not- which means you’re there for the TV publicity only, as well. You don’t need a group of girls to choose from. You *do* at least 2-3 girls per city you tour. Outrageous that you’re still considering such young girls, half your age (most of whom make fun of you behind your back about your age and hair but given the chance to be on TV- you’re right… “insert rocker here” It’s not you. It’d be anyone).

Why don’t your relationships work out? You say rock n roll and the road. Perhaps thats because you can’t be faithful while on the road and it ALWAYS gets back to your gf at home. Until you can exercise some self control with regard to your sexual addiction (which it is; it’s gone well beyond healthy desire- pot meet kettle for laughing at sad, pathetic Nikki aka Daisy wannabe for reading her lyrics off an STD leaflet. Why test the girls for them when you’re not in danger, if you know what I mean). YOU are the destruction of your relationships, dude. You don’t actually know how to have, or maintain a healthy one. No good partner wants you the way you are now. Get your head on straight, as well as your priorities.

In closing, I feel terribly for your children. You’re no example for them and as they grow to understand adult situations, you’ll definitely be a source of embarrassment for them. You want to spend time with girls? You should try spending time with your OWN… your lovely daughters that obviously have such an absent father- regardless of whether they come to a few shows or not. Always have to be on the road you say? Can’t sit still? Get some therapy- really. Will help yourself and possibly save your future relationship between you and your adorable kids. And after that, then I believe you’ll actually find REAL love (not ‘reality lust’). Best of luck. Sorry you’ve lost so many fans due to such pathetic TV antics.

Ann | 1/8/2009, 5:29 pm EST

I was an 80s teen rocker chick but then and now, held myself with respect. Seems all these girls aspire to being a plug for hire. If they’re so horrifically deformed at this time (their faults), I can’t imagine what their bodies are going to have to endure as they age. Rock of Love Bus of Bad Backs & Busted Racks, perhaps?

I *was* a fan of Bret’s. I will always love Poison because I grew up with it and I won’t let these terribly young (for the most part) groupies take the happy part of my past away. I do all I can to avoid Bret now and refuse to see his shows. To confirm a comment above, yes, there are kids at his shows- especially his solo shows. He encourages it and loves meeting them. It’s sad that he brings the dregs of society on stage when he should have known they can’t handle themselves. Of course, these kinds of ‘Love’ shows (or any reality show) would be nothing at all without alcohol.

Bret has done this to stave off a flagging career. The thing is, this kind of promotion makes him look ridiculous. These girls’ moms were your fans (most of whom you probably rolled). These girls hardly, if at all, know your music. Bret, you say you’re so concerned about ppl using you? THAT is all these girls are doing. They want to be on TV- and especially this season after seeing the futures (pathetic as they are) of the girls on previous seasons. You don’t find true love this way. Are you really that ignorant? You’re not- which means you’re there for the TV publicity only, as well. You don’t need a group of girls to choose from. You *do* at least 2-3 girls per city you tour. Outrageous that you’re still considering such young girls, half your age (most of whom make fun of you behind your back about your age and hair but given the chance to be on TV- you’re right… “insert rocker here” It’s not you. It’d be anyone).

Why don’t your relationships work out? You say rock n roll and the road. Perhaps thats because you can’t be faithful while on the road and it ALWAYS gets back to your gf at home. Until you can exercise some self control with regard to your sexual addiction (which it is; it’s gone well beyond healthy desire- pot meet kettle for laughing at sad, pathetic Nikki aka Daisy wannabe for reading her lyrics off an STD leaflet. Why test the girls for them when you’re not in danger, if you know what I mean). YOU are the destruction of your relationships, dude. You don’t actually know how to have, or maintain a healthy one. No good partner wants you the way you are now. Get your head on straight, as well as your priorities.

In closing, I feel terribly for your children. You’re no example for them and as they grow to understand adult situations, you’ll definitely be a source of embarrassment for them. You want to spend time with girls? You should try spending time with your OWN… your lovely daughters that obviously have such an absent father- regardless of whether they come to a few shows or not. Always have to be on the road you say? Can’t sit still? Get some therapy- really. Will help yourself and possibly save your future relationship between you and your adorable kids. And after that, then I believe you’ll actually find REAL love (not ‘reality lust’). Best of luck. Sorry you’ve lost so many fans due to such pathetic TV antics. Mid 40s and doing this… sad, just sad.

Ann | 1/8/2009, 5:31 pm EST

Sorry for the double post; server error

chris | 1/8/2009, 8:21 pm EST

youre a loser brett. you used to be a rock icon in my eyes, now youre a rock loser. these shows are rediculous. Youve done 2 which was 2 to many. grow up, find a nice girl and settle down. LOSER!!!!

Beth | 1/9/2009, 3:52 am EST

Oh we may complain but we’ll be watching! Bret Michaels may very well be making the standard reality show salary..$100 a day; but he has raised his HQ by millions $$$$$$. Very smart move Bret!

We should all be so hot at 45.

Karen ann | 1/9/2009, 11:02 am EST

Bret michaels is so hot i think those girls r cool the only kool ones r the blondes they have more fun but met should be mine. the dark hair girls r so boring like zzzzzzzzz bret i love u

Karen ann | 1/9/2009, 11:03 am EST

Bret michaels is so hot i think those girls r cool the only kool ones r the blondes they have more fun but bret should be mine. the dark hair girls r so boring like zzzzzzzzz bret i love u bret is not old he looks sexi his

Are You Kidding | 1/9/2009, 11:47 am EST

Bret Michaels is a father/has children? I didn’t know that. Those poor kids!! What a selfish, egocentric jerk he is–those poor kids must feel so embarrassed and ashamed of him!! And what a terrible example he is setting for them!! If he had no children, that would be one thing–if he wanted to go ahead and make a complete fool of himself, no problem–that would be his choice. But he does have children and is a father and he should really put their feelings and their well-being first and he should stop acting like such a jacka$$!!

Board of Brett!!! | 1/9/2009, 2:00 pm EST

Rock of Love 1, funny I was into it. Rock of Love 2, I thoug, okay a little weird, it got boring watching Brett’s queer hair and bandana not moving with natural motion. Now I am totally boarded with anything Brett Michaels. PLEASE VH-1, No more Brett. How about TOMMY LEE !!!!!

What a Jerk | 1/9/2009, 7:26 pm EST

Bret is a – Supersonic – Idiotic -Brain Infected – Disconnected -Reinjected – Dumbell – Birdbrain

KPayne | 1/10/2009, 6:18 am EST

Sad, but everything Ann says here is true. I suppose Bret wants to see the day that we are watching his own children on Dr. Drew Rehab or some other show… that’s how neglected kids turn out. Sorry they have to put up with this. Fame and women…. is it really worth the price your CHILDREN will pay? I must admit, I was a little fooled with the Ambre thing. Thought maybe he really wanted a good woman to settle down with. Haha – shame on me, he used her as a stepping stone to get more attention and more viewers for “next time”. I’m no fool anymore – nope, won’t be watching this one.

Bret the Troll Doll | 1/10/2009, 10:42 am EST

OMG, is anyone still interested in Brett???? Time for a new look Dude. He looks like one of my old Troll Dolls with the funky hair.
And PLZ His eye liner, reminds me of my Grandmother, Sorry Nanny, that wasn’t a shot at you. NO MORE BRETT – NO MORE BRETT – Come on everyone – NO MORE BRETT !!!

What happened to Horse Face | 1/10/2009, 10:48 am EST

I quit watching ROL 2 half way through, it was lame. But I heard he chose that Old Horse Faced Woman. I’m not interest in the Bus Show I heard he is now doing. A guy in the same Dorm I’m in, said it was a big Thumb’s Down.

Yep. | 1/10/2009, 3:49 pm EST

Who cares about Bret? This show is not really about him; rather about the crazy broads that provide some hilarious and shocking entertainment. This season is looking quite promising in that aspect. These girls look like some high quality trash! I can’t wait to see what they get themselves into.

Horse Face is in the Barn | 1/10/2009, 7:10 pm EST

To Answer the Blogger who asked “What Happened to Horse Face?” A/K/A Ambre. I’m from Chicago we NEVER see her in AMYTHING local. I think she’s already had her 15 minutes of fame.

Answer to Anonymous | | 1/10/2009, 7:28 pm EST

True the show is more about the girls, but Brett is so dull! I watched the first episode of ROL Bus and Holy Crap, Brett is getting the OLD MAN Double Chin and Jowels. I know recycling is in vogue but How many times is VH1 going to recyle this old fart.

Deb | 1/10/2009, 8:46 pm EST

I think Bret is having a mid-age crisis. He states he is not into Rock of love for a wedding ring. He’s into it for the money. It is sex that sells in our society and it keeps his name out there to sell records. Who would want Bret after watching this show?? It’s disgusting to see him degraded women in this way. This has to be embarrassing for his girls. His music is good but I don’t need a video of him “acting” out!

Anita | 1/11/2009, 10:32 pm EST

I like Bret Michaels,but does he really think he will find his soulmate on reality tv.These girls are trashy.

I'm Sad for Brett | 1/12/2009, 8:19 am EST

Brett use to be so much more sexy, likable and worth seeing. I watched last night, Indianapolis Tour. Watching Brett was like having one of your Rock Heros totally distroyed in front of your eyes. He looked pathetic, old, needed and GROSS ! Good Will is making their way through my neighborhood for donations today. Along with my old jeans and Tee Shirts I already had out in front of the garage. I went back and placed all the Poisen / Btett Michaels CD’s in the Good Will Bag. I don’t think I could Stomache hearing or seeing anything with Brett. Brett Why did you have to push this far? You have no idea the damage to you reputation you have done. This show is Horrible and I can’t watch it anymore. Actually I/m giving up on VH1, That GOD for Satelite Radio!!! Signed: Sad Ex-Poisen Brett fan :

PAT | 1/12/2009, 4:27 pm EST

This has to be the trashiest show on TV. These girls are all sleazy ho’s, and so is Bret for that matter. Who would stoop that low to do what they do. This is not love or “rock my world” crap. Bret just wants to be the next John Holmes I suppose. P.S. Bret, I feel sorry for you. You have no idea what “true love” really is – what a shame. By the way- lose the headband, it’ getting really old!

unbelieveable | 1/12/2009, 5:15 pm EST

Bret all about himself and the girls cup size.. This whole format is getting OLD!!! What ever happened to the flat chested Amber from Rock Love II, guess she outta here…..

erin davis | 1/12/2009, 10:11 pm EST

you people are so mean and folish. Bret Michaels Is looking for someone to fall in love with. not for people to talk bad about him come on its only a show and I love bret Michales show the rock of love so why dont you all leave him alone.

erin davis | 1/12/2009, 10:11 pm EST

you people are so mean and folish. Bret Michaels Is looking for someone to fall in love with. not for people to talk bad about him come on its only a show and I love bret Michales show the rock of love so why dont you all leave him alone.

erin davis | 1/12/2009, 10:15 pm EST

why cant you all just leave bret michaels alone? He is looking for someone to fall in love with and if you think that Bret michaels is dumb you are wrong. Bret is a wounderful man who deserves respect not disrespect. Its only a show and i love the rock of love!

Bret longs for Days | 1/13/2009, 2:37 pm EST

Yes, Bret was HOT AS HELL in his younger days. But like a woman that was once hot that is older and kept her old style and look, she can’t pull it off. Neither can Bret! Bret will never look like his former self. But he has to realize that his present look, looks like a Creepy Carnival Gypsey.

Are You Kidding | 1/13/2009, 3:41 pm EST

To Erin Davis: You sound like you are either incredibly naive, or delusional and a bit of a wacko (I’m thinking probably more the latter). You have a right to your opinion—-you think Bret is Mr. Wonderful? Well good for you. However, everyone else has a right to their own opinion—-that’s why these discussion forums/message boards exist—-if you don’t like what other people are writing, I have some great advice for you—-don’t read it—-and please, please stop whining and complaining about it…..

zombie sex | 1/13/2009, 9:52 pm EST

this season of girls is ridiculous….brittany is psychotic…i hope, for his sake, he didn’t end up with her. If there ends up being a rock of love 4, i hope they send him girls that are classier than what he has on those buses.

erin davis | 1/14/2009, 5:46 pm EST

To: Are You Kidding.

Bret is a Rock god!!! You wish you were hot enough to be with him. I bet you are fat and ugly.

Jay | 1/15/2009, 11:22 am EST

I have to agree with all the negative comments… mostly that head band is lookin rough!! Not as bad as his real hair, but all you have to do is listen to his latest song to know how BAD Bret sucks….

heather | 1/15/2009, 1:19 pm EST

you are looking all the wrong areas i have the perfect women for you shes hot smart shes a nurse rn so if she breaks ur heart she can fix it back up again shes totally sexy but wants to get to get to know you as a person
i think if u went on one date with her ur search would be over take a chance give her a call at 586-943-8466

heather | 1/15/2009, 1:21 pm EST

you are looking all the wrong areas i have the perfect women for you shes hot smart shes a nurse rn so if she breaks ur heart she can fix it back up again shes totally sexy but wants to get to get to know you as a person
i think if u went on one date with her ur search would be over take a chance give her a call at 586-943-8466 trust me shes a knock out

I cant stand | 1/18/2009, 11:37 am EST

These shows!!
if he really wanted to find a good woman he wouldnt be looking to hook up with all of these skanks!
there all horrible looking, and basically just a bunch of whores!
what also is soo sad, he never, not ever talks about his children, WTF kind of man is he?
i think he’ll be better off gay, this shit isnt working out for him.
these shows are degrading, and for what hes looking for in a woman, is NOTHING BUT A FANTASY! i think he needs to see a therapist.
no woman in there right mind would be with a guy who, does what he does for a living, hes looking for an open relationship someone to go on shows with him and another member to suck pU**Y WITH!
HE IS NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP! hes a joke! for real, joke , joke ,joke
fuckin junkbox..

Holy crap... | 1/18/2009, 11:38 am EST

shes kinda right…

stephanie ivey | 1/19/2009, 6:12 pm EST

My 7 year old daugher and i would love to have a pic of him to put on our wall we think we have found love he is great my address is 127 king edwards rd hillsborough n.c 27278 or e mail us steph 196828@yahoo.com ever in hillsborough n.c look us up love tamara & stephanie

flora | 1/19/2009, 7:57 pm EST

i love this show

ROM...Rock of Mary | 1/21/2009, 1:57 pm EST

Bret reminds me of the ol Captain Kirk episodes. He’ll fall for anything with LEGS…his comment about one of the girls not using the stripper pole really let me know that Hollywood has gone to his head. He ended up keeping her which lucky for him she IS more like the girl next door rocker chick that they should have more of for him to find true love other than all these plastic barbie dolls. In the long run, they will run away from him because of his age…I mean let’s talk reality here. LOL

ROM...Rock of Mary | 1/21/2009, 1:58 pm EST

Bret reminds me of the ol Captain Kirk episodes. He’ll fall for anything with LEGS…his comment about one of the girls not using the stripper pole really let me know that Hollywood has gone to his head. He ended up keeping her which lucky for him she IS more like the girl next door rocker chick that they should have more of for him to find true love other than all these plastic barbie dolls. In the long run, they will run away from him because of his age…I mean let’s talk reality here. LOL

sandy b | 1/23/2009, 8:17 pm EST

i would marry bret im from pa i got a flesh and blood tat on my arm i would treat him fine

sandy b | 1/23/2009, 8:17 pm EST

i would marry bret im from pa i got a flesh and blood tat on my arm i would treat him fine

sandy b | 1/23/2009, 8:25 pm EST

im from bedford pa some of my family knows him from orbie pa i dont think know body should say anything about bret. i marry him in a heart beat and treat him right and i love everything about him

To: sandy b | 1/24/2009, 10:12 pm EST

Bret is an ASS!!!!!

Anonymous | 1/26/2009, 3:27 am EST

Bret Michaels is white whore trash.

Can you get anymore trashier BRET?? 2 season’s and no love?? hmm wonder why?? can you be anymore stupid.

Pepsi | 1/26/2009, 10:58 am EST

Dress for Success?! These “women” need to use less makeup and more clothes and get a lesson from Sharon Osborne. Leave something for the imagination, dont give it all away or that makes you… wait that is what they are…skanks yet again. Poor Brett, unless that is what you want which means you wont have a meaningly lasting relationship which is apparently what you have been having over and over and over. Brett you deserve better.

Bret's a Washed Up Troll | 1/27/2009, 4:00 pm EST

I was luahging my ass off at the last ROL Bus, supposedly Chicago? They were in Hammond, Indiana Horse Shoe, which has a new Concert Stage area, very nice indeed. My sister works there. It is close to Chicago. The Auditorium is a fair size for smaller engagements. My sister said Bret Michaels only filled about 1/3 of the seats, they made everyone move up to make it look full. She said the SHOW SUCKED!!!! His voice was weak and he is too old to really rock out anymore. Look closely at the re-runs and you’ll see is a smaller venue with ALOT OF EMPTY SEATS.

Brett Who | 2/5/2009, 9:42 am EST

Wasn’t he a singer from the 1970’s?

Ex-fan of Brett Michaels. | 2/5/2009, 1:36 pm EST

What a disgusting piece of crap Bret is! Man, I LOVED him — I also was an 80’s rocker chick. ROL 1 made my heart jump out of my chest every time I saw him — but I always denied it to my hubby. Now, I’m disgusted by him! Dude — how could u let yourself & your reputation sink sooo low! He’s not looking for any love– he’s in it for the money & the girls for 15 min of fame. Dude you would of been much more admired & adored if u would stopped at ROL 1, maybe ROL 2 & decided to stay with 1 woman. BTW — I hated the what he said when he chose Amber in ROL2 “Let’s go have some hot monkey sex!” DUDE!! No body wants to have sex with a dam monkey or fantasize about that!! To compare having sex like a monkey to having sex with a woman is a new low. Totally lost all respect for u dude.

Ex-fan of Brett Michaels. | 2/5/2009, 1:38 pm EST

BTW — I’m going to my Facebook right now & deleting Brett off my friends list. Good riddance.

I heard !!!!! | 2/5/2009, 5:21 pm EST

I heard Bret has a little dick and erectile dysfunction.

I heard !!!!! | 2/5/2009, 5:21 pm EST

I heard Bret has a little dick and erectile dysfunction.

I heard !!!!! | 2/5/2009, 5:21 pm EST

I heard Bret has a little dick and erectile dysfunction.

samantha | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

samantha | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

samantha | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

samantha kumm | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

samantha kumm | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

samantha kumm | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

samantha kumm | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

love | 2/6/2009, 11:20 am EST

what is ur kids name because i am doing this thing on u and i do not ur kids name so please hlep me out that would be so grate

love | 2/6/2009, 11:22 am EST

what is ur b abys name because i need to know because i am just doing this thing on u and i need to know because i love u so much and u r the granst preson in the world and i wantto go and see u some time

love | 2/6/2009, 11:23 am EST

what is ur b abys name because i need to know because i am just doing this thing on u and i need to know because i love u so much and u r the granst preson in the world and i wantto go and see u some time

lover | 2/6/2009, 11:23 am EST

what is ur b abys name because i need to know because i am just doing this thing on u and i need to know because i love u so much and u r the granst preson in the world and i wantto go and see u some time

lover | 2/6/2009, 11:23 am EST

what is ur b abys name because i need to know because i am just doing this thing on u and i need to know because i love u so much and u r the granst preson in the world and i wantto go and see u some time

lover | 2/6/2009, 11:23 am EST

what is ur b abys name because i need to know because i am just doing this thing on u and i need to know because i love u so much and u r the granst preson in the world and i wantto go and see u some time

Anonymous | 2/8/2009, 11:40 pm EST

I once thought Bret was cool…and even cute. But, the types of women he chooses makes him seem totally gross & nasty. He is not the classy, bad boy rocker I once thought! Geez, where are they getting these fake surgical patients? Does he really not prefer natural women who are a little more mature? Or, is this is all for the show? I don’t know anyone who even likes him anymore. We would all stand up & cheer to see him with a purely natural women in her 40’s with some class…and brains would be nice, too! I just don’t believe he is such a pervert that he likes young whores only! Bret needs a real woman!

Bret is just a SELL OUT | 2/9/2009, 8:26 am EST

Bret could have been a Rock Icon. But is chose the money path and it was his choice to make. He will finaicially prosper in this short-term show. But I have talked to too many of his former fans that have now dismissed him as a joke. I hope he uses this money wisely, because when the show goes bye bye, none or his former fans will pay him a second thought. Sad for him , nothing but a Has Been to us.

I Watch it for The Bitches | 2/9/2009, 6:36 pm EST

I dont’ know anything about that old fossil Brian Michaels, his music blows. I ralther listen to my parents Led Zepplin. But I watche the show those nasty whores.

I Watch it for The Bitches | 2/9/2009, 6:36 pm EST

I dont’ know anything about that old fossil Brian Michaels, his music blows. I ralther listen to my parents Led Zepplin. But I watche the show those nasty whores.

hoolio | 2/10/2009, 1:19 am EST

IsVzdT hi! hooli?

connie t | 2/14/2009, 4:04 pm EST

So sad but true Brett has sunk to new lows. Where did he find these skanks, trash definately has new meaning. I used to be a fan but these shows are have made me see how far down someone can sink. Brett you need to get yourself back on track and think about the music not this shit.

OWWW | 3/2/2009, 4:07 am EST

my balls!!

brett fan | 3/3/2009, 12:38 am EST

i like brett. if he like them stanking ass whores then thats on him. He needs a real woman instead of a dumb bitch like on his show now.He was bette off with that one girl he broke it off with, but thats him. All they dois talk shit and get drunk. they probably would fuck his best friend. I can be that woman he is looking for and more. refuse hang around dumb ass whores that fuck anything that walks.

Golden | 3/4/2009, 7:32 pm EST

Bret NEEDS a stylst many musicians have transitioned throughout the years without making fools of themselves. Its so odd many of the women are dressing and adorning themselves in styles that limit their access to many places. These people are truly a counter culture. Some of the women are sad and dressed way below their age, overly sexualized, etc…

Guilty Pleasures | 3/6/2009, 3:55 pm EST

This is all just for the money & exposure. Before Rock of Love Brett Michaels was just a washed up, has-been nobody. He was popular back in the 80’s for heading a band whose most notable trademark was big hair & Tammy Faye makeup. Had it not been for this show he would have remained faded in obscurity. Now that he’s had three vh1 hit tv shows he & his band are booking more cities, playing larger venues & selling records again. These shows reach a whole new generation of fans who would have never heard of Brett Michaels or Poison otherwise.

I can hardly blame the guy. He is getting old & has limited talent. However, he was smart enough to realize that this show would resurrect him & his band so he seized that opportunity.

Yeah, I watch this show. Heck, I never even liked the group “Poison” in the 80’s but this show makes for great, mindless junk tv. I view it in the same vein as I would a soap opera. It’s just fiction, folks. Please don’t buy into this fantasy that the show (or ANY of these “finding love on a series” shows) has anything to do with love! Yes, sometimes the characters who meet on the shows have a “showmance” or even a real off-camera romance for a while, just as big screen actors who meet on a movie occasionally fall in love. (Think Mr & Mrs Smith.) But these shows do not exist for that purpose.

caledonian red | 3/10/2009, 11:41 pm EST

Jeez,it’s show biz.Bret is laughing all the way to the bank!Don’t be such haters.He really has alot of fine attributes.

Meemo | 3/11/2009, 2:04 am EST

Bret said in an interview the producers picked the girls, not him.
The one thing I cannot believe is that a lot of these skanks are MOMS!
Can you imagine??? I would never, ever go on a tv show where I dress like a 2-bit whore, make out with Bret and the other women I’m competing against,and talk like I have two brain cells.
The poor children that will one day see this on the tv.

Chris Walz | 3/16/2009, 5:03 pm EST

Bret, your 44! Your never going to find love if you keep dating the same kind of girls.

Debbie D | 3/17/2009, 2:12 am EST

Its so funny how u all comment on how bad Bret is and how fake his hair is and how crappy his music is and yet u are all here leaving comments on here 4 people 2 see.U are all tards and ur all jelouse.Its only a show and its a hit so chillax and just enjoy his show as i do.I wish him all the luck and his kids 2.Dont hate the player, he still looks good.I wont not throw him out of my bed 4 sure.hot damn, any day Bret…ur awesome..luv ya hon

A lover of a sexy man... | 3/23/2009, 12:03 am EST

Ha Ha…all you haters blow my mind!!!! So judgemental…and I’m sure very hypocrytical too!! If any of you had even one tenth of a percent of Bret’s intelligence, talent, charm, and looks I’d prolly respect what you have to say. Like none of you would do any of what he is in his place…give me a break! You’re all jealous haters!! Age is nothing but a number baby…nothing but a number!! You rock Bret!!!!! I’d fight for your love any day!!

sign me up!! | 3/23/2009, 12:22 am EST

Where do I sign up for Rock of Love 4?!!??!!?

co | 4/1/2009, 3:06 am EST

I do understand we are entitled to our opinion, thats what “Freedom of Speech” is all about, but can anyone speak without degrading yourself with unhealthy, vulgar comments.

Honestly, it doesn’t really matter what anyones opinion is of anyone else. Leaving rude remarks about being old only makes you shallow!!! Do you honestly think you will be young forever? Young, old, fat, thin, we all will eventually be all of these. We are all individuals and that what makes us unique.

I do agree with the comments on the children. What kind of an example are “we” setting for them?
CHILDREN COME FIRST!!!

Most of us were taught to have self respect and raising our family with hard work.
The women on “The Rock of Love” have only taught us that this generation is about being selfish, centered on $$$, sex and fame. There are still some good people left on this earth, hopefully. Unbelievable!!!

There are leaders in this world, there are followers, think about which one you are. We all lead by example.

Michelle | 4/5/2009, 10:22 pm EST

Brett, I love you and my 12 year old daughter thinks you rock. What we Like about you is you seem Real. I loved you in the 80’s and still do to this day. I am a 44 year old, self made person whom was a model in the 80’s. I realize you like younger girls but I think I could Rock your world. You need someone like ME! Someone who is real,honest and has some class. I think its time for you to find love and happiness,enjoy life amd take some time to stop and smell the roses. Life is short and our time on earth is limited, so get rid of all the fake dancers and find your soul mate! P.S. To all the people whom say Brett was washed up and has made a come back with the show, He never went anywhere, He is still the bomb he was 20 years ago! Love U Brett

megan | 4/7/2009, 12:42 am EST

Is this just a site to bash Brett? for the guys who had a comment. If you were on this planet as a rock star you would be doing the same thing he’s doing. f**king and having a good time.jealous a** holes.he’s an older rock star but he still has it as far as i’m conserned

I can stand Taya | 4/10/2009, 3:53 pm EST

I can’ stand Taya, she is too fake and not that pretty in the face at all. And Mindy, Shut the F__ __k up. What a cry baby ass.

Xellena | 4/12/2009, 10:29 pm EST

WOW…I can’t believe I actually watched garbage 3…Then again we all thrive on a bit of white trash drama. Its funny that Bret talks so highly of his children…when his actions speak so differently. What will it take for this man to realize that his children should be his Rock Of love…They are the only Unconditional he will EVER have. Maybe if he spent half the time with them that he spends with trashy sperm deposits he might see how truely precious they really are and STOP using them in a sick perverse promo to bring back his even at best lame ass career. As for all the mothers that stood in line and became part of this sick twisted saga…Go mommies…Im sure your children are proud…Guess when all else fails they can take mommy to school for show and tell…this is my mommy..she is a skank..but its okay because she slept with has been Bret Michaels….

carrie vanscoy | 4/30/2009, 11:45 pm EST

i am 24 with 5 little boys im writing to say i love your music you rock not to mention really hot my boys and i love you would love to meet you some time

Babyz | 5/26/2009, 11:47 am EST

I have been listening to poison in the 80’s. He’s hot. No matter what anyone says he’s a dream.
He needs a woman that will treat him with love and respect

Love ya bret

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