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Men in Tights: Meet the Real Life Superheroes

12/29/08, 4:45 pm EST

In the current issue, Joshuah Bearman dives into the wacky world of Real Life Superheroes — actual folks named Master Legend (his sidekick is Ace), Disabler, Genius Jim and the Black Panther who fight crime with the help of weapons like the Master Blaster: a six-foot-long silver cannon fueled by cans of Right Guard that can shoot “a variety of projectiles,” including stun pellets made from plastic Easter eggs filled with cayenne pepper and rock salt.

Here’s a glimpse of the story:

Like other real life super-heroes, Master Legend is not an orphan from a distant dying sun or the mutated product of a gamma-ray experiment gone awry. He is not an eccentric billionaire moonlighting as a crime fighter. He is, as he puts it, “just a man hellbent on battling evil.” Although Master Legend was one of the first to call himself a Real Life Superhero, in recent years a growing network of similarly homespun caped crusaders has emerged across the country. Some were inspired by 9/11. If malevolent individuals can threaten the world, the argument goes, why can’t other individuals step up to save it? “What is Osama bin Laden if not a supervillain, off in his cave, scheming to destroy us?” asks Green Scorpion, a masked avenger in Arizona. True to comic-book tradition, each superhero has his own aesthetic. Green Scorpion’s name is derived from his desert home, from which he recently issued a proclamation to “the criminals of Arizona and beyond,” warning that to continue illegal activities is to risk the “Sting of the Green Scorpion!” The Eye takes his cue from the primordial era of Detective Comics, prowling Mountain View, California, in a trench coat, goggles and a black fedora featuring a self-designed logo: the “all-seeing” Eye of Horus. Superhero — his full name — is a former wrestler from Clearwater, Florida, who wears red and blue spandex and a burgundy helicopter helmet, and drives a 1975 Corvette Stingray customized with license plates that read SUPRHRO.

Prepare to be wowed and read the full feature here:

The Legend of Master Legend


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Comments

stevefrehley | 12/30/2008, 7:35 am EST

Awesome!!

Black Knight | 12/30/2008, 12:40 pm EST

This article fuckin’ rocks!!

ridethewind2002 | 12/30/2008, 6:37 pm EST

They may look like rejects from the special olympics but their hearts are in the right place. The world needs more people willing to stand up for others.

Arisso | 12/31/2008, 10:26 am EST

Brilliant. This brought me much needed hope and joy for the new year..

Dr. Lexicon | 12/31/2008, 7:17 pm EST

So is there a SUPER VILLAIN registry?

Ken from FlickPodcast | 1/1/2009, 1:51 pm EST

Good heart indeed…but these guys aren’t sporting kevlar, so for goodness sake play it smart superheroes.

All it takes is one bullet.

Dig Dug | 1/2/2009, 12:44 am EST

What exactly do these guys do? Do they arrest criminals or just talk about it?

Cop a Break | 1/3/2009, 12:50 pm EST

Do you arrest criminals, Dig Dug?

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