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We had hours of enjoyment this week thanks to the efforts of Robert Pattinson and Jonas Brothers fans as the two sects attempted to out-crazy each other. There were nearly 500 comments packed with fandom insanity (and countless more that couldn’t get past our filters), but it was these comments that made us LOL the most, like this one from Spencer, who says “the jonas brothers are to the beatles as what kfc is to chicken and sarah palin is to women’s rights.” And then there was this one from Pattinson’s future wife Lexy, “This isn’t even a question. Rob for the win. I think the girl who got her nose broken in San Francisco would agree with me.” We don’t know what that means, but hey, love hurts. More of our favorite “Jonas vs. Twilight dude” comments are after the jump…
Josephine:
Is this even a valid question?
I am among those who have endured cold weather,
Burning sun and pyro-technics
Late nights
Early mornings
Long lines that end in disappointment
But I know that we love every second of what we do
Because the gentlemen to which we are devoted
Have given us so much back
They truly love their fans
This “Robert” has done nothing
Except encouraged demons in the form of blood-sucking beasts
And done a small interview or two
The Jonas youtube page is amazing
Their MySpace goes no longer than a week without being updated
teamjonas.com is packed with fans
talking
thinking
breat hing
eating
sleeping
knowin g
loving
THE JONAS BROTHERS
thank you boys for being awesome. and a shout out to my sisters for being there for me. i would do anything for any of you, regardless of state, country, whatever. we can stick together.
Peace. Love. Jonas. c[;
Josephine: (Three hours later)
Okay, I know I’m kinda cheating and posting twice. But I have more to say.
I have seen the Jonas Brothers in concert 4 times and been to 2 miscellaneous appearances. The earth began to shake as hundreds of thousands of us chanted Jonas over and over.
The air waves literally went all wild and zig-zaggy.
Tears streaming down faces.
Screams.
Chants.
Love being shown in many different ways.
No people are more devoted to anybody than Jonas Brothers fans.
I went to a Rob Pattinson book signing. Nothing can compare to the Honda Center, Anaheim when the whole theater was dark. I looked around and saw all the glow sticks and felt the building begin to quake and heard all my sisters coming together for the sold out show. From what I understand, it sold out in a total of… 10 minutes, wasn’t it?
How many ppl were at the signing? Maybe about 1000 or less? I didn’t count, I will give the poor chap credit, there were many people. But nothing comes close to how much we do.
I gave my heart away on October 7, 2006 at my first JB concert. I will never be able to give it fully to any other guy.
Peace. Love. Jonas. c[;
Sharon:
Never heard of this pop group. They look wet to me. Bless them. Here today gone tomorrow.
Pattinson’s going to have a career like Depp. He doesnt need crazed teenagers.

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