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Van Halen’s Infamous “No Brown M&Ms” Tour Rider Emerges

12/11/08, 2:41 pm EST

Photo: Retna

We finally have proof of the mother of all insane tour rider demands, Van Halen’s request for “No Brown M&Ms,” thanks to the Smoking Gun. Written in 1982 and coming in at an astounding 53 pages, the band’s oddball demands range from “herring in sour cream,” countless bottles of alcohol and a “large tube of KY jelly.” But it’s in the rider’s “Munchies” section where we find “M&Ms (Warning: Absolutely No Brown Ones),” meaning someone at each venue was given the job of plucking the brown M&Ms away from their yellow, green and orange candy-shelled counterparts. Keep in mind, this is 1982, so there were actually two shades of brown M&Ms at the time, with the standard brown and tan, which was eventually eliminated to make way for blue.

That infamous request for no brown M&Ms spawned both an urban legend (now confirmed) and a joke in Wayne’s World 2. Why the outlandish demand? According to the Smoking Gun, “If brown M&M’s were in the backstage candy bowl, Van Halen surmised that more important aspects of a performance — lighting, staging, security, ticketing — may have been botched by an inattentive promoter.” Nowadays, Van Halen has moved away from banning brown M&Ms and instead request normal things like tutors and room to practice martial arts.

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Mike/Houston,TX. | 12/18/2008, 7:51 am EST

Aw Hale Naw…

ZirconiaDave | 12/13/2008, 2:10 pm EST

There’s a reason you haven’t heard any big news about Van Halen, and it’s because their music is for booger eaters. How do you like THEM apples, douchebag?

DiamondDavidson | 12/12/2008, 7:04 pm EST

Hey havnt heard any big news about Van Halen! Are they still together? Hope so i love the old Van Halen. Coming out with a new album soon?

I LOVED THE TOUR THIS YEAR!

DiamondDavidson | 12/12/2008, 7:03 pm EST

Hey havnt heard any big news about Van Halen! Are they still together? Hope so i love the old Van Halen. Coming out with a new album soon?

mk | 12/12/2008, 6:57 pm EST

obviously one of two things:

1) they’re just trying to be funny/never dreamed someone would actually weed out the brown M&Ms

2) they’re amused at the ridiculous things they can make hotel and concert venue employees do simply because they are van halen.

the second is hard enough to stomach, but i sincerely doubt that even david lee roth was that big an a hole

NYC Nate | 12/12/2008, 3:09 pm EST

My tour rider looks just like this one, except it stops at the 4 cases of Schlitz Malt Liquor (16 oz. cans). And we don’t feed the crew. Maybe that’s why they only put a floor tom and nothing else on the stage at showtime with no line or sound check.

polltax | 12/12/2008, 11:19 am EST

Eddie should have worried about his intake of booze, and not the M&M’s.

homo | 12/12/2008, 2:02 am EST

i used to work at a hotel that alot of bands stayed at.. the strangest and most demanding of all, neil diamond by far

T. Scheisskopf | 12/11/2008, 4:55 pm EST

Perhaps a mixture of M&M’s and KY makes a tasty and nutritious after-show snack when spread on some 7-Grain Bread?

I grew up in Hackettstown NJ, where they make them M&M’s and there was a lot of people who were quite put off about the ban on the brown ones.

I, on the other hand, being a roadie and a promoter’s rep, knew what was up: musicians being their usual knuckleheaded selves.

Anonymous | 12/11/2008, 3:33 pm EST

im more amused by their demand of KY Jelly

Denton | 12/11/2008, 3:29 pm EST

Smoking Gun is right. 99% of the time, these demands are added to the rider’s to make sure they’re being read and adhered to, not to satisfy the crazy demands of self-absorbed rockstars or divas.

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