As far as I’m concerned, there are two types of people in this world: The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe. Britney is, and has always been, a put on a show kind of girl. We are ALL Britney Spears. We were once innocent, we made mistakes, we battled our way through, we lost ourselves along the way, we tried some sweet drugs, and, if we’re still here, we have prevailed. The face of my entire adolescence and early adulthood would have changed drastically if I didn’t have Brit to listen to and empathize with. The other so-called “pop-stars” didn’t really do it for me. Xtina was a bit too dirrrty. I’m not missin Mandy Moore like candy. Jessica Simpson’s cheesy blonde act did not Take My Breath Away. I can think of a lot more than 7 things I hate about Miley Cyrus. I like my pop stars Outrageous, Toxic, and Overprotected. It’s Britney, bitch. And she’s back.

Damn! She’s looking good these days!