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On the stereo: “Brave Faces,” Midnight Oil
So John McCain, as this part-time blogger predicted, hijacked the story of Obama’s historic speech in grand fashion, with the announcement of Sarah Palin as his running mate. There’s no straightforward, conventional way to explain his choice, but it seems very simple:
Sarah Palin is Kryptonite. That’s all there is to it.
There’s just no other way to bring down the Man of Steel. McCain’s choice sends a clear signal that he’s neither interested in fighting fire with fire, nor in fighting fire with water. Just as Obama possesses a brilliant logical mind, Palin’s coronation is beyond logic.
While I find John McCain’s decision dangerously close to the precipice of evil, it is a masterstroke of modern politics — a total game changer. It is the play of a gambler, a man who bets big to win big. McCain has rejected decades of polling research indicating that a candidate’s VP pick just doesn’t matter all that much… Simply by picking a VP who people will just, like, totally love. And who, not coincidentally, might be the only person on God’s green Earth Joe Biden can’t attack.
She’s a quandary. Palin is eminently dismissible, but impossible to dismiss; she’s under investigation for firing a state official who refused to fire her ex-brother-in-law, but somehow, that may not matter… Because she looks like a local news anchor and hunts moose, and she peppers her language with verse.
I doubt very much this was an impulsive decision on John McCain’s part — but it does prove the savvy of his marketing team. All through November and December of 2004, I’d hear recycled versions of how more people voted on American Idol that week than voted in the presidential election. I suspect that market research gave her much higher marks than Pawlenty, Lieberman or Romney, but I doubt her scores had anything to do with her policy views.
Palin is Kryptonite, I tell you. Absolutely the anti-Obama. I put my gloves back on after that last post, but even my most timid, level-headed, logical swings sound brutish and sexist. But I have to try, because if McCain is elected on November 4th and were to die in February of 2009, then Sarah Palin will be our president. And Palin’s job will be to take care of two massive foreign wars, a hemorrhaging economy, a deepening crisis in Russia, as well as a family of five children. The youngest is a boy with Down’s Syndrome, who will be 10 months old, and her oldest son will be in one of the two wars. And pray tell how, in that situation, could any human being be expected to put “Country First”?

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