Duh. This is her job people. Why don’t you guys quit your job and travel to Africa, make a documentary of the experience, then sign off on a bunch of milion dollar checks en route to various charities. Oh wait…Madonna did that.

She’s Tacky as hell…but be fair and give some credit where its due.

The Wicked Witch should straddle her guitar and pluck the high cord to blast off into the dephts of H… to be with own type of audience.

WoW

What a carbon footprint.

I can sell her some carbon credits, no problemo.

she farts dust

What a fucking diva. If she really wanted to make a difference in the world, maybe she should give up one of her beloved caterers to provide food to those who need it, or give her guitars to schools without music programs. She should be ashamed of herself.

16 caterers…one for each of her personas; one for bagels and lox, one for fish ‘n’ chips, one for arroz con pollo, two for sushi (remember “Sex”)…

16 caterers, huh? Guess we know what happened to all the food in Ethiopia.

I think if we collage all of Jughead’s posts, we would come up with a fairly mediocre comedy routine.

There’s some other items that have been left off that list which will also be part of Madonna’s tour: she’ll be bringing 47 vibrators and dildos (for use prior to each concert) and 15 color photographs of A-Rod (which she’ll use as a source of “inspiration” during her pre-concert sensual therapy sessions).

geez … 27.2 days of practice? makes for a “real” tight band.

Ten guitars for Madonna. Jesus wept.

And how many people it will need to carry the formalin supply?