Say everybody have you seen my balls
They’re big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Stick em in your mouth, and suck em.
Suck on my chocolate salted balls.

They’re packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls

R.I.P. Isaac Hayes

He wrote “Soul Man”, “When Something Is Wrong With My Baby”, “Hold On, I’m Coming” For those 3 songs alone (and he wrote so many other great ones-of course, “Shaft”), he is legendary and will be always remembered.
R.I.P.

Aren’t strokes illegal in Scientology children?

it was probably a better way to go out than chef’s gruesome demise on south park…