Heath Ledger

The Boss

franco and rogen

Where do cantaloupes vacation?
John Cougar’s Melloncamp!!
WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!!!!

Christian Bale

Mellencamp, right?

It’s me.

Unfortunately that look’s like a man’s hand. C’mon, it’s summer time! How about putting some scantily clad babes on the cover Rolling Stone!

I agree with the others here. That’s John Cougar MelonHead.

Heath “Cool Guy” Ledger

Please don’t let it be a rapper like Nas or Lil Wayne.

Well, since it’s Rolling Stone, we can assume it won’t be a Republican or a relevant artist.

High School Musical, anyone?

Christian Bale. He’s ripping his shirt to reveal nuunununuunununu BAT MANNN

Jonas Brothers. YUCK

I guess that’s Christian Bale.
But i want it to be Eddie Vedder.
:}

thank god Urkel is coming down!

Bruce Springsteen

It’s probably John Mayer. RS can’t go five minutes without giving him a golden shower of adulation, so you know, why not the cover?

Q. Why should RS put a republican on its cover?

A. The world has enough toilet paper.

BALE

Christian Bale or Heath Ledger.

it’s either Julian Casablancas or John Stamos…

Bale

Christian Bale.

Please let it be Christian Bale

In response to Brian’s John Mayer comment…I know..Guitar legendsd issue…I think they forgot JOHN FRUSCIANTE
& I want the Christian Bale/Batman Cover…Half & Half..I saw the Spanish version of it…where’s the US version?