To be fair, JR, we’ve seen you leave this comment a few times, but you’ve finally won our hearts.

The subject: Metallica’s Death Magnetic coming to Guitar Hero the day of its release.

“Thanks for convincing me to go out and buy Rock Band instead. I just heard an update for the upcoming Guitar Hero: Metallica version… It’s going to cost $2,100. After the first level you end up stealing Dave Mustaine’s songs and claim that you wrote them. Level 4 you make the Black Album and gain a huge fan base that you will later abandon and try and gouge but we’ll get to that later. Level 5 you do an album with a Symphonic Orchastra. Level 6 your bass player leaves you ’cause he realizes what wusses you are. Level 8 you begin your quest to take kids and your fans to court for downloading your music. Level 9 you put out a shit album St Anger. Level 10 you are found in a corner sulking. Level 11 you put out a documentary film that makes your entire band seem extremely lame. The Last level is the best. … You charge outrageous prices for an album ’cause you know you’re only going to sell 10 of them. I can’t wait to get this game! Better start saving now…”