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50 Cent Brings the Massacre to the Middle East in New Video Game

7/9/08, 9:10 am EST


Here’s the pitch, video gamers: 50 Cent plays a concert in the Middle East. Instead of being paid in cash, he receives a diamond-encrusted skull. Angry “evil-doers” take 50’s booty, so Fiddy and his loyal G Unit start a second Operation Desert Storm to get it back. That’s essentially the plotline for the upcoming 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. And judging by the trailer above, it looks like Apocalypse Now or Die Trying. If we had just dropped Curtis in Baghdad, mission would definitely be accomplished by now, plus we all know 50 can take a bullet or two. We really can’t get over how awesome the game looks; 50 could have mailed it in like he did with the latest G Unit album, but instead this is something we’d actually want to play. The game — for both Playstation 3 and XBox 306 — will hit stores in November, instantly making it priority number one on our Black Friday shopping lists.


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lol | 10/16/2008, 12:12 pm EST

lol you guys are stupid
he just trying to make money
and he is
more money than any of you will see in your lifetime..
so he can’t be that much of an idiot when he is raking in millions not even trying , can he?

50 king | 10/14/2008, 8:14 am EST

50 is better than any other rapper

FLaWz | 10/5/2008, 1:11 pm EST

i cnt beleive they trying to take evry1s ears of there rapping and how bad it is

obama | 7/10/2008, 9:24 am EST

Even with my Harvard degree I can’t top the comment about Half a Dollar going to oz. But I can do this; as my first act as President I will make Mr. Cent Czar of Waste Management (Head Trash Collector). Now, instead of putting out trash, he will be in charge of picking it up.

Papa Smizzurf | 7/9/2008, 8:08 pm EST

kang, this is just one of MANY MANY MANY reasons why the rest of the world hates us and it has nothing to do with being jealous of freedom.

asdf | 7/9/2008, 7:26 pm EST

i hear that the sequel encorporates fiddy being sent into the land of oz, where he kills all of the flying monkeys as he searches for a f*cking brain.

Kang | 7/9/2008, 7:10 pm EST

This is why the rest of the world hates us.

Greatest Judge of Rappers Ever | 7/9/2008, 1:58 pm EST

Ja Rule>50 Cent

and Ja Rule blows.

50 is trying anything possible to remove eyes and ears from his increasingly mediocre albums. Whatever happened to Rakim, Chick D, KRS-ONE, etc etc etc

James | 7/9/2008, 11:58 am EST

Why don’t they send fiddy over there for real. Anyone that buys this game is an idiot. It’s amazing how these rappers glorify any kind of violence. This is a mockery of a wart that we shouldn’t be in the first place and that we should be getting out of now.

a | 7/9/2008, 11:33 am EST

no

75 Cents | 7/9/2008, 11:28 am EST

50 Cent is a dope.

stupid 50 cent | 7/9/2008, 10:45 am EST

good god,,,,,give us a f#cking
break!!

ABC | 7/9/2008, 10:38 am EST

50 Cent going to war in the Middle East. The dumbing down of American society continues unabated.

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