The Osbournes, Elvis Costello Plot New TV Shows

7/8/08, 12:16 pm EST

A pair of rock legends are set to hit televisions this year with two very different shows. First, Ozzy Osbourne and his family will return to TV after six episodes of their still-untitled, hour-long variety-esque show were picked up by Fox, the proud broadcaster of shows like The Moment of Truth, Paradise Hotel and Herman’s Head. Ozzy, Sharon, Jack and Kelly’s previous show The Osbournes set MTV ratings records and even won an Emmy until its run ended in March 2005. The show will reportedly be a throwback to the variety show stylings of The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour and the Osmonds’ Donny and Marie, so expect silly matching outfits. The show will be produced by James Sunderland, who also produces America’s Got Talent, which happens to feature Sharon Osbourne as one of its judges.

Elvis Costello has a talk show in the works for the Sundance Channel, and while it won’t be as LOL-full as Ozzy’s program, Spectacle: Elvis Costello With… does pack some marquee guests: Elton John, Tony Bennett, Lou Reed and former President Bill Clinton. So far only four of the planned thirteen hour-long episodes have been taped, but one early episode finds Costello performing with Elton John. The format of the show will find Costello having both conversations and collaborations with his guests, so we’re crossing our fingers Clinton breaks out his saxophone for a jazzed-up version of “Watching the Detectives.”


Comments

Nikki Sevens (demon child) | 7/22/2008, 2:28 am EST

EZ Sophie, you bratty weirdo!

Why God? Why do I have to be the child of a fire-breating, blood- spurting demon?

I guess it could be worse, I could be Ozzy’s kid and grow up to be The Antichrist!!!

Sophie Puckers | 7/9/2008, 2:13 pm EST

By the way, you spelled “OZZY” wrong, GENIUS!!!

Sophie Puckers | 7/9/2008, 1:54 pm EST

The “thin man” has Attention Deficit Disorder.

We all got it the first time, dude.

And your judgment couldn’t be more wrong about these people whom you don’t know!

the thin man | 7/9/2008, 11:31 am EST

Gene, the only show business act that’s lamer than Ozzie and his family are you and yours.

the thin man | 7/9/2008, 11:29 am EST

Gene, if this is really Gene, the only act in rock that’s lamer than Ozzie and his family are you and yours

Gene Simmons | 7/8/2008, 10:57 pm EST

That’s nice. I’m still gonna kick all their asses!

Elvis is suave and great, but he’s just one guy.

He can’t compete with the stealth power of the Simmons’ family version of the Fantastic Four.

Ozzy’s the man, but his wife is an evil manipulative money hungry little dwarf, and his kids are genetic experiments that escaped from the lab!

No one can compete with My Family Jewels!

However, The Simmons’ Company will be bringing a new show in the fall called “The Riot House”.

This show will revolve around a Tennesse resort that is almost single-handedly bringing back Rock and Roll and the Record Industry!

It revolves around the proprietor Mikki Michaels and his efforts to trick out a run down motel and turning it into a Musical Mecca he calls “The Riot HOuse”!

He claims to be one of my love children, and the more I’m around him, I believe him.

He’s smart, sexy, funny, and every bit the fearless business mogul that this Sugar Daddy is!

Truly a credit to his tricked out GENES!!!

Stay tuned . . .

Gene

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