Ok, but Travers failed to mention a very important factor that will help determine for many guys whether to see this film or not: does Angelina Jolie show any boobage or flesh on screen? If yes, an extra half star should be thrown in. Guys will find the plot interesting, but guys also want to see some Angelina nudity!

Jughead, an apt name for you. Speak for yourself, man. Yeah I can appreciate a hottie all day, and Angie is a goddess. But to based my decision to see a movie based on whether or not I’m going to see a boob, is pathetic and sad. Try using another organ in your cinematic making process, JUGHEAD, you boob.