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Chief Justice John Roberts (Almost) Quotes Bob Dylan

6/24/08, 1:12 pm EST

Chief Justice John Roberts quoted Bob Dylan in a dissenting opinion yesterday — and nearly got it correct. In a case of regarding the ability of collection agencies to sue customers when they have no financial stake in the matter, our first boomer Chief Justice wrote: “The absence of any right to the substantive recovery means that respondents cannot benefit from the judgment they seek and thus lack Article III standing. ‘When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.’ Bob Dylan, Like A Rolling Stone, on Highway 61 Revisited (Columbia Records 1965).” The clerk who checked the quote technically got it right, since the official lyrics on Dylan’s website do phrase it like that. But anyone who has actually heard the song on the record or in concert knows the actual line is “when you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose.” Maybe he was actually quoting Titanic, since Leonardo DiCaprio’s character says “When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.” Leo also misquoted Dylan, but we’ll cut him some slack since the Titanic sank fifty-three years before Dylan wrote that line.


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god | 6/24/2008, 5:39 pm EST

that titanic history joke was cute

dog | 6/24/2008, 6:07 pm EST

what a stupid story. who gives a shit…

comment critic | 7/1/2008, 4:29 am EST

sorry to be lame… but dog is a negative puke

Wild Bill | 7/12/2008, 10:59 am EST

Am I the only one who downloaded the mp3 of “Highway 61 Revisited” to confirm that Dylan sings on the album to which Chief Justice Roberts cited the words that Chief Justice Roberts said? On the amazon mp3 download, there ain’t no “ain’t.” On various concert albums Dylan says “ain’t,” which to my ear does not fit. The lines scan better without the “ain’t.”

RJ Connors | 9/29/2008, 5:56 am EST

I knew the dream was starting to unravel the first time I heard the Beatles on the Muzak system of an elevator. But when a Supreme Court justice, a indisputable icon of the establishment, is quoting Dylan, you know, it’s over.

marcomucho | 2/26/2009, 9:57 am EST

The way I remember it is “when you ain’t got nothing, you ain’t got nothing to lose.”

Holly | 2/26/2009, 12:12 pm EST

This is a kind of stupid story, but as a huge Bob Dylan fan, I can say that he says, “When you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose.”

publanski | 2/26/2009, 12:34 pm EST

You remember wrong. It’s definitely “If you ain’t got nothin’, you got (pause) nothin’ to lose.”

publanski | 2/26/2009, 12:38 pm EST

oops. It’s “when” not “if.”

len | 2/27/2009, 9:59 am EST

Or Kris Kristofferson who said it a bit better: “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.”

Or “Nothing from nothing means nothing.” Billy Preston

The Dylan fetish is squeaky cleansters trying for hip 40 years past hip being hip.

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