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News Ticker: Metallica, Michael Jackson, Gene Simmons and LSD

6/13/08, 10:15 am EST

  • To warm up for Bonnaroo, Metallica played a secret show in Nashville last night at the Basement for a mere 175 fans. The group played nine songs, none of them new.
  • Michael Jackson will reportedly launch a clothing line with designer Christian Audiger. According to a source, Jackson is “dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”
  • The roast of KISS’ Gene Simmons will air this Sunday night on A&E. Among those skewering the God of Thunder are Dave Navarro, Fred Armisen, Danny Bonaduce and Carrot Top.
  • Bonnaroo became slightly less fun last night as one man making his way to the festival was arrested for possessing about a thousand tabs of LSD. He faces felony charges for intent to sell.

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Los | 6/13/2008, 10:24 am EST

Let’s just hope MJ’s clothing line isn’t available in boys’ sizes.

Captain Crotch | 6/13/2008, 10:43 am EST

It’s funny that none of the former members of KISS are included in the roasting of that douchebag Gene Simmons. And what’s Danny Bonaduce and Carrot Top doing there? Did the A&E network have a hard time in getting celebrities and musicans to join the roasting of the God of Blunder?

Swingline | 6/13/2008, 1:26 pm EST

What is a roast doing on A&E? Was the Lifetime Network not available?

Seriously, major opportunity lost by not having this on Comedy Central, but then again, Gene may not have wanted something that brutal.

Poncho | 6/13/2008, 2:03 pm EST

Instead of a comical roast of Gene Simmons, there should be a real live roast of him: pour some gasoline on Gene Simmons, light a match and watch him roast. That I’ll watch.

Cattye | 6/13/2008, 2:17 pm EST

I’ve watched some of Gene’s “Family Jewels” show and I think Carrot Top’s actually a friend of Gene’s.
Also, wish I had been at the Metallica warm up show.

Little Billy | 6/13/2008, 2:23 pm EST

Yayy, Michael Jackson be making some clothes for me and all my friends! :-) I am going to tell my mommy to buy them for me as soon as the store sell them. When I was at Never Never Land ranch with Michael he had me try on diffrent clothes with him watching. I put on these very short tight pants that had no zipper and a hole in the front. Michael told me that the new style. Maybe those are pants he going to sell? Also I put on long tight spandex pants that was very tight to squeeze into. Michael say those pants make my butt look juicy. Maybe he sell those too for boys? I can’t wait to get them! Yayy Michael!!

Jordan | 6/13/2008, 6:03 pm EST

well thats pretty cool! =D

yasmine | 6/14/2008, 10:10 am EST

Go Michael! Keep your head up!

John | 6/15/2008, 8:17 pm EST

Carrot Top is a friend of mine and Gene’s. People ask to be part of the roast as much as people are invited. There were a lot of turndowns as there always are. The other members of KISS were “too busy” to make it. The truth is, they didnt want to go. When people hear of a roast, the take 10 well knowns, and 5 not so well knowns. Carrot Top is very well known and a hell of a nice guy. People who dont like him or say hes stupid wouldnt think that way if they had invented “prop comedy” and mke over $15M a year. Jealous fools! Next time Scotty and I hang out, we’ll do a Jaeger shot for all of you jealous crap talkers.

okay | 7/20/2009, 8:53 pm EST

wow ppl get a life, i mean stop wasting time trying to mess with the died, and “little billy” if that was suppose to be funny atleast spell some of the words wrong. HOW LAME…jealous is such a sad thing. oh and gene is cool too…but w.e hopefully those 10 ppl at your funeral will love your lame selfs.

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