That’s awesome, the Oz Man deserves any credit in this insane day-and-age that tries to disgrace him for being him

That can’t be the first time Ozzy and Poor Health were used in the same sentence.

If the Virgin Megastore will be shutting its doors next year, where am I supposed to go to get my virgins? I guess those Islamic fundamentalists who want to die as marytrs and get their 61 virgins in heaven could really just have gone to the Virgin Megastore in NY without having to blow themselves up.

In that Ozzy libel case, I just heard that all the undisclosed sums received will actually go toward improving Ozzy’s health and well being.

Jack White and Pearl Jam? Oh man that would be mind-blowingly awesome