I can’t believe it but there’s reports on several websites that say that there’s already a new Indiana Jones movie in the works and scheduled for release in late 2010. Harrison Ford will reprise the main role and the movie is being tentatively called “Indiana Jones and the Quest for Bowel Control.” The movie’s premise involves Indy Jones suffering from urine and fecal incontinence. He goes off to some ancient Arabian land to find a home-made serum cure from local townsfolk, but the pharmaceutical companies try to stop him. Damn, I can’t wait for this movie to come out!

I was hoping to see some booby traps… and no, a giant see-saw is not a trap

I hear that Depends undergarments is one of the proud advertisers thats promoting this movie. I wonder why…