The Hills? Get the Black Keys on the cover for fuck’s sake.

Who are the Black Keys?

Something tells me there’s no hot T and A going on there!

Why is people’s happiness predicated on who’s on the cover?

Go to the Y, they have free kickboxing lessons there!

Rolling Stone Magazine! The New People magazine for BAD music lovers!

Where are the Black Keys? Or someone relevant, or anybody but these LOATHSOME SPOILED BITCHES?

Why is people’s happiness predicated on who’s on the cover?

“these LOATHSOME SPOILED BITCHES?”

Angry, angry. This is exactly what I’m talking about.

Bukowski, I’m just tired of seeing talentless, worthless people on the cover of this magazine, which is, I think, a music magazine. And go check out The Black Keys new album, Attack & Release…if you have any musical sense, you’ll enjoy it.

I understand, you feel a nervous breakdown over a magazine cover is a justified reaction. Okay.

I still say you should try kickboxing!

And I will check out Black Keys: I’ll have my brother-in-law burn an illegal copy from Limewire. Thanks for the suggestion.

The only Hills I’m interested in are the hills on these girl’s chests. But I have to admit – although these babes have nothing to do with music, it’s better to see their cute smiling faces on the cover then an over-magnified face of an old wrinkled male rocker.

Go fucking buy a National Enquirer if you wanna oogle a bunch of plastic whores. Better yet, get a woman. There is obviously a feature article on them if they’re on the cover. SO it goes much farther than the cover issue. These people are not role models, and moreover, they make most intelligent people sick. It’s a music magazine, not celebutant-quasi-high-schooler weekly. They shouldn’t be even within yelling distance of this magazine. It’s not about pop culture.

Bukowski, I’m just tired of seeing talentless, worthless, non-music-oriented people on the cover of this magazine. And go check out The Black Keys new album, Attack & Release…if you have any musical sense, you’ll enjoy it. And I agree with Stupid RS…

Oh, damn. I repeated myself. Anyways, I totally think you should illegally download the album off of Limewire…anyway you can obtain music is fine with me…because I’m a fan of music. Which is what this magazine is about, not about how retarded and pathetic our culture has become…

this really pisses me off. these girls have NOTHING to do with music and weaken the integrity of RS.

as a subscriber i am offended and saddened that RS would stoop this low.

The “Limewire” crack was a joke. But like most unenlighted dimwits, some people take everything written literally and seriously!

RS, you bastards! Why?!

I think that Rolling Stones is not only about music, but about Pop culture. Lets face The Hills is a very popular show and these girls have a lot of fans. Whether you like it or not these girls and their show are a part of our pop culture.

wow some ppl really have a lot of time on your hands who cares whos on what cover seriously they are not the real issues in life ..if something like this seriously boils your blood i think you need help lol

I LOVE THE HILLS

Heidi is such a “butterface”. Her body is smoking but she has the face of a horse!

And WHY are they on the cover? I thought RS was a music magazine not a pseudo Girls Gone Wild cover…. gag gag and more gag

Get the fuck over it….it’s just a cover, if you don’t like it, don’t look at it!!!!

i love the hills its a great show all i wish is that heidi stop being stupid and see that spencer’s just running a game on her to get more air time and lauren stop being a witch everybody has issues with there friends if heidi was your best friend as you claim you would have been mad for a while and forgave her she reached out to you cause she missed you and you turned her away she could have did that with jason just remeber karma will catch up with you lauren

Heidi is busted, Lauren is a moron. WTF do the have to do with music and WHY are they on the cover of your magazine? Help me understand.

I understand that the magazine ultimately wants to sell as many issues as possible. That the point of this magazine, which has been slowly declining in sales over the years, is to stay afloat and gain the publics attention again. But, turning into a TMZ magazine that follows over hyped Gossip Girl stories only with much better photographers is not the way to get back to where you once were. Quit the fluff and write something that is either about music, or even back to your more compelling editorials which while they had nothing to do with music, didn’t leave you feeling as dirty and insipid as… well, Heidi up there.

I love the Hills! Obviously a lot of other people do to as well that’s why they are on the cover of RS. Quit hating! Next issue will have different people on it..its just a magazine.

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2. If you dont want to see “non music preformers” in the RS dont read that issue, its as simple as that. So quit complaining, there will be other issues with musicians give it a break bitches.

If they want the cast of The Hills on THEIR magazine, they can do so, they dont need your permission. If you dont wanna read about The Hills dont buy the magazine bitches.

Its not like the whole magazine was about The Hills the rest was music related.

lauren rocks!!! heide u are such a stupid… remember friendship is more important than a boyfriend.. and you are such a skinny ass

tRUQOT hi! hooli?

I GET WHY THEY PUT “THE HILLS” ON THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE. IT`S BECAUSE THE MAGAZINE NEVER REALLY HAS BEEN “JUST ABOUT MUSIC”. IT`S ABOUT (POP) CULTURE, POLITICS… IT`S A BOUT WHAT`S GOING ON. AND THAT`S WHAT`S GOING ON IN THE STATES. PEOPLE ARE OBVIOUSLY (POP-CULTURE POEPLE, THAT IS) OBSESSED WITH THIS SORT OF SOAP-OPERISH, MINDLESS CRAP… I DON`T BLAME ROLLING STONE FOR PUTTING THEM ON THE COVER. I BLAME PEOPLE FOR BEING SO STUPID, FOR IT TO EXIST EVEN, SUCH A STRONG DEMAND FOR SHOWS AND PEOPLE LIKE THAT.

THAT`S WHAT`S SUCH A PITTY.

“rebecca | 5/9/2008, 1:50 pm EST

i love the hills its a great show all i wish is that heidi stop being stupid and see that spencer’s just running a game on her to get more air time and lauren stop being a witch everybody has issues with there friends if heidi was your best friend as you claim you would have been mad for a while and forgave her she reached out to you cause she missed you and you turned her away she could have did that with jason just remeber karma will catch up with you lauren”

OH, GOD…

I don’t understand why RS has to feature non-music related material on its cover. It’s supposed to be a MUSIC MAGAZINE people! And as for those of you that think it’s as easy as turning away to avoid looking at this garbage on the damn cover, well I kind of have to look it since I have a yearly subscription to RS. This is just lame.

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