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“The Hills” Universe: Who’s Who on TV’s Hottest Show

4/30/08, 4:22 pm EST

The current issue of Rolling Stone takes a close-up look at the stars of MTV’s The Hills, who have turned a beautifully strange reality show into an entire alternate world full of characters and relationships. If you can’t remember which cast member was arrested for shoplifting, why Justin Bobby got his name or how a scraggly French rock band plays into all this, check out the guide to all the various personalities that inhabit The Hills universe.

The Hills Universe: A Who’s Who

The Women of The Hills: Are They For Real?

Photo Gallery: Behind the Scenes at The Hills Cover Shoot

[Photo: Matthew Rolston]


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Bukowski | 4/30/2008, 4:40 pm EST

Spencer can add this picture to his secret shrine he keeps for Heidi under the floorboards in his apartment.

Andy | 4/30/2008, 5:00 pm EST

What is the Hills? Who is Spencer? Who is Heidi? What has happened to Rolling Stone???

Bukowski | 4/30/2008, 5:56 pm EST

It’s sure a hell of a lot more appealing than American Idol.

Finding “talent” on that show is just ridiculous. All that you’ll ever find in a junkyard is junk.

red-haired goddess | 4/30/2008, 6:08 pm EST

You’re right, Andy, the world’s going to hell in a handbasket!

You know what? I think people like you secretly love when Rolling Stone puts stuff like this on the cover, because it gives you an opportunity to complain, and feel morally superior to everyone else!

You should THANK Rolling Stone for giving you something to do today!

The Pig In Zen | 5/1/2008, 12:12 pm EST

…and you should thank your mom for letting you on the internet.

Seriously, I don’t know why Rolling Stone is courting 14 year olds; they have ridiculously short attention spans and don’t like anything that makes them think, so what makes you think that will make a good lifelong subscriber? Instead of jumping on every trend because you’re still stinging for not picking up on Nirvana until after they blew up, how about not spitting in the face of the people that have actually been reading your magazine for a while? If you guys want to keep playing to faux-culture, hey, that’s fine… just don’t expect anyone to think you’re relevant instead of opportunistic.

red-haired goddess | 5/1/2008, 12:51 pm EST

LOL. whatever.

faux-culture? how about faux-intellectual?

Nirvana again? Please.

THe Pigs Correct | 5/1/2008, 1:42 pm EST

This is garbage. plain and simple. If you cannot see that yourself, chances are you are probably garbage as well. Have a nice day assholes! Enjoy the fluff-piece about a bunch of ditzy bimbos with fake tits from hollywood.

The Pig In Zen | 5/1/2008, 3:14 pm EST

“faux-intellectual” preceded by LOL? Yeah, you got me. Man, what a burn.

People sticking up for the Hills and ripping on those who use words more than 3 syllables long are why the rest of the world thinks we’re retarded and, you know, blow us up from time to time.

red-haired goddess | 5/1/2008, 4:25 pm EST

That’s right, go with your anger.

The “faux-intellectual” crack didn’t hurt one bit, huh?
Let’s be honest it REALLY DID BURN! And it really does sum you up.

Becauase it won’t be long before someone around here makes you look stupid and you’ll have to go quietly into the night, as usual.

“Intellectual” has 5 syllables in it. Thank God for Copy and Paste because you aren’t capable to spelling the word correctly on your own.

red-haired goddess | 5/1/2008, 4:28 pm EST

BTW, “retarded” huh? What an extensive vocabulary you have.

Oh Beer | 5/1/2008, 5:39 pm EST

Fight!! Fight!! Fight!!

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