Alright, Colin. God may not have blessed you with that much beauty, but ya gotta try a little, dude.

Lose the glasses, get rid of the 90210 sideburns, bleach your hair blonde and invest a little money in clothes. You look like you picked your shirt off the rack in K-Mart.

You have to try, man. Chicks respect guys who have a little taste and show that they care about the presentation.

Re: red-haird goddess’ comment – how rude! Notice she didn’t submit a picture of herself?! I have a feeling you’re not the type to follow the HERD, so I’m not worried about you taking her advice and turning yourself into a top-40 boy-band freak. I think you’re great the way you are and see nothing lacking in the “beauty” department. Keep keepin it real, dude. Girls respect THAT!